Miscellaneous: Today, I moved in with my new roommate. She's a vegetarian, and... - FML

By merrymary - 07/01/2012 11:11 - United States

Today, I moved in with my new roommate. She's a vegetarian, and won't let me put my meat in the fridge because it will "contaminate her food". FML

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By obsequiousfannyflapper - 10/02/2013 23:13 - Netherlands - Zwijndrecht

Today, my new room-mate moved in. She spent over an hour obsessively searching the place for god knows what kind of secret recording devices, and now aggressively demands that I taste-test all of her pre-prepared meals to make sure they're not poisoned. FML

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By carnivore - 22/09/2009 21:48 - United States

Today, my vegetarian housemate cleaned the fridge. He threw away all of the meat in our fridge and made a nice sign stating "Meat is Murder". I was storing roughly $1000 worth of filet mignon steaks and seafood for my sister's wedding. FML

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Go vegan

By Done - 24/11/2020 05:02 - Italy

Today, my roommate decided to go vegan and threw all of MY meats, cheeses, chocolates and even beans for some reason in the trash, because he "doesn't need that kind of toxic waste" in his life. FML

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By Weasel123 - 26/10/2012 07:58 - United States - Anadarko

Today, my roommate decided to go vegan after watching a PETA video. She began this new-found lifestyle by throwing out all of the non-vegan items in the house, including some prime rib we had recently purchased, all of our ice cream, and my chocolate stash. FML

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Hypocrisy

By Anonymous - 02/05/2022 06:00 - United States

Today, my roommate raged at me for "lying" about being a vegetarian, because she saw chicken stored in my side of the fridge. That chicken isn't for me, it's an ingredient in the homemade food I make for my dogs. Apparently, serving my dogs real meat instead of forcing them into vegetarianism makes me a hypocrite. FML

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By pinkleopleurodon - 09/12/2011 12:23 - United States

Today, after my roommate decided to become a vegetarian, her new food choices are making her pass deadly, nauseating gas all night. We have a busted window that won't open. I'm afraid I may not live to see tomorrow morning. FML

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By anonymous - 08/10/2011 20:40 - United States

Today, to keep me from "getting fatter", my roommate raided the kitchen. She ate everything from cookies and ice cream to deli meat. The only thing left in the house are vegetables. FML

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By stillsick - 02/03/2011 00:11 - Canada

Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML

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By ledon - 16/11/2011 04:15 - Canada

Today, I kindly asked my crazy roommate to move out. She answered by stuffing raw hamburger meat down all the drains in the apartment. FML

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By uncleaning - 22/07/2009 23:03 - United States

Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML

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Hadesas 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 16:16

Tell her gtfo then

ICATiger 13

Saturday 7 January 2012 16:17

Tell her her vegtables are contaminating your meat.

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cPTcAPSLOCK 4

Saturday 7 January 2012 22:32

she's not a vegetarian, she's an idiot.

eleutheros 3

Saturday 7 January 2012 22:42

I'm a vegan myself and meat is not contagious.^^

ktrloody 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 22:49

Buy a new fridge Problem solved :)

InfiniteSecret 20

Friday 11 August 2017 12:25

Who would pay for this new fridge? It shouldn't be the OP wh has to buy a fridge when they pay rent and have the right to use the fridge no matter what the housemate says. It is the housemate that should buy a fridge if they are so concerned.

tj4234 35

Saturday 7 January 2012 22:50

she is a cow. No decent vegetarian would do this sort of behaviour. You can use separate shelves to avoid cross contamination. As long as your food preparation area is clean there will be no bother their either. She should also keep her plates and cutlery separate if she's that fussy. Tell her to buy a mini fridge and put her food in her own room. I've said all that and I'm vegetarian.

TEDavey 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 22:58

Ok just abort that mission all together! You news to find a new roommate asap!!

taazer 12

Saturday 7 January 2012 23:38

Put it in anyway to piss er off.. Then she will have to throw all the food out because it ha been " contaminated" And while se is out groceryshopping you fill the fridge with meat and she wont put her vegtables inthere so they won't get "contaminated"... PROBLEM SOLVED :D or you could fill it with meat and chainyoursalf to the fridge.. Or move... You have several options here..

tangooscarmike 4

Saturday 7 January 2012 23:44

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

gooldbaby12 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 0:20

Id find a new roomate! I

togie429 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 0:48

Do it anyways it her disease not yours

togie429 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 0:48

Do it anyways it her disease not yours

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