By merrymary - 07/01/2012 11:11 - United States

Today, I moved in with my new roommate. She's a vegetarian, and won't let me put my meat in the fridge because it will "contaminate her food". FML
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ICATiger 13

Tell her her vegtables are contaminating your meat.

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derfMcCallen 5

Tell her your food poops on her food. That's horrible. It's fine for anyone to choose to become a vegetarian, but don't bitch about people who aren't. I like my meat!

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ghostlilac 25

Good point, I'm a vegetarian and people like her give the rest of us a bad name. :( Weirdly enough, it's always been the opposite with me (people telling me that I should eat meat).

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

77 - Same story with me. I don't go around telling anyone not to eat meat, but everyone takes the opportunity to preach to me about how I should just eat some. I like my veggies! It's the same thing as vice versa. Neither group of people are more preachy. I think people in general are naturally inclined to push whatever beliefs they have down their fellow men's throats.

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Buttsexpirate 9

Rub bacon all over her food! That'll learn her.

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Kristoffer 35

*cheeseburger in paradise

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HouseHunter 2

*where the grass is green and the girls are pretty

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stephanieeDawnx 0

*CAAALLLIIFOORNIAA :D

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marpay 11

*Unicorns and sunshine.

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Desi2012 0

Find a new room mate

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borkchop1992 15

slap her with your beef

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Insane_Tea 15

While she's sleeping surrond her with dishes of half eaten cuts, fish, and other non vegetarian foods and leave a note "Welcome to the the dark side."

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kalgon 0

You need to get to know her a little better first. After a while I am sure she will let you put your meat in her fridge.

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thewife5 19

She should be able to put her food in there now, she does pay rent.

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tangooscarmike 4

Yes, she should let u put your meat in her box.

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DobGriffen 8

Can you at least stick your meat in her fridge?

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