Miscellaneous: Today, I moved into my new apartment. I was feeling really excited...

By Nickie809 - 17/09/2012 14:59 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I moved into my new apartment. I was feeling really excited until my new neighbor knocked on my door and left me what looks like rabbit ears on my welcome mat. He just stared at me expectantly as though I should be thankful. FML

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Same thing different taste

By BMike - 11/07/2011 18:16 - United States

Today, I moved into my new house. I went over to my neighbors' house to introduce myself. As they opened the door I saw a telescope pointed at my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2015 00:26 - United States - Eureka

Today, I moved into my new apartment complex. I left some items including a cherished painting my best friend made for me outside the front door while I moved furniture into my bedroom. When I went back outside, someone had kicked a huge hole in the painting. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML

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By Ghettogirl4life - 12/07/2011 13:34 - United States

Today, I moved into my new apartment. My neighbor is apparently crazy and thinks I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watches me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML

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Hi Molly

By bellaellaella - 22/09/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, after months of enduring my neighbor's relentlessly yapping schnauzer, Molly, I moved into a new building. I was greeted by my new neighbor and her yapping rat terrier, Molly. FML

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By 44magnumtime - 06/08/2012 17:57 - Canada - Oakville

Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML

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By wellokaythen - 14/05/2013 19:52 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I heard noises outside my front door. I looked out through the window, only to see my boyfriend encouraging his dog to take a dump on my welcome mat. FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By ZeldaovaPeach - 05/07/2016 12:44 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I received an envelope with my name written in beautiful writing in my mailbox. I just moved in the day before and hadn't given the address to anyone or met my neighbors yet so I was a bit surprised by it, even more surprised to find nothing but a dick pic inside. FML

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By nodullmoment - 26/04/2013 03:01 - United States - Lafayette

Today, I got home and noticed people were looking at my next-door neighbor's house that's for rent. Peering closer, I realized my ex-boyfriend and the girl he cheated on me with a few months ago were inside. After they left, the "For Rent" sign came down. I've got new neighbors. FML

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Get back here!

By Anonymous - 14/10/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I left my apartment window open for some fresh air. When I returned, my idiot cat was on the balcony staring at me... from my neighbor’s apartment. FML

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By Matti - 17/08/2018 22:00

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML

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willsmithjr 2

Monday 17 September 2012 18:53

Is your new neighbor a cat...?

CyNommy 4

Monday 17 September 2012 18:54

Rabbit ears like what used to be on top of tv's or the animal rabbit ears?

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melrose90210 10

Tuesday 18 September 2012 21:19

What did I just read?

Racky_fml 14

Wednesday 19 September 2012 5:42

It's the thought that counts?

whitenobody 10

Wednesday 19 September 2012 10:16

Maybe it was a welcoming gift? The time to get worried is when you start finding whole pelts...

Somefruits 24

Thursday 20 September 2012 6:28

It sounds like your new neighbour is a cat. Maybe he'll bring you a dead bird as a present next time.

Psycho_Babydoll 26

Tuesday 2 October 2012 22:09

YOU GOT THE BUNNY HOOD! :D

TDWPForDayz 9

Tuesday 5 February 2013 18:00

LOL what in the ****? Why would they do that...

obeykaitlyn 25

Tuesday 28 June 2016 7:39

maybe he's just into playboy, but in a very creepy way..

randybryant799 20

Wednesday 15 December 2021 5:56

I have no idea what you're talking about. Do you mean antennas?

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Today, I offered to help my mother-in-law boil noodles for some noodle soup. She loudly said, "You know how!?" I'm a chef. FML

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Same thing different taste

Hi Molly

Thanks, I hate it

Get back here!

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