Miscellaneous: Today, I moved into my new college apartment for the next year....

By jkin47 - 04/08/2010 01:44 - United States

Today, I moved into my new college apartment for the next year. A 45 year old guy with a mustache in short shorts and no shirt answers the door. He will be one of my roommates. FML

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By simon - 23/07/2009 22:09 - Canada

Today, I moved into university residence, looking forward to finally being able to come out of the closet. I started chatting with the hot guy moving in next door to me. He said I was cool, and he was glad because he was afraid he'd be living next to a gay guy. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 22:50 - France

Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML

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By Kingofbosses - 22/08/2013 05:31 - United States

Today, I moved into my university dorm a week before classes start. Everyone kept giving me weird looks as they watched me move my stuff in. Finally, one of my dorm mates asked me if I knew that school had actually started last week. I didn't. FML

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By Mnm54312 - 04/07/2016 07:19 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I moved into a new apartment. While moving boxes, I ran into my supervisor from work. Guess who lives across the hall. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 00:01 - United States

Today, I met my new college room-mate. He then introduced me to his imaginary friend. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2009 20:34 - Canada

Today, my roommate's boyfriend moved in. I'm in love with him. Now I get to live with the happy couple. FML

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By Ohnowhy - 09/09/2018 18:30

Today, I moved in with my friend and her husband so we can be roommates during school. Today is also the day they decided to get a divorce. It's going to be a long year. FML

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By TooYoungForThis - 03/09/2019 20:00

Today, my father was helping me move into college. When we arrived, the students helping people move in mistook me for one of the parents. I’m 19. FML

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By HousemateHorror - 20/11/2017 19:00

Today, I walked into my dorm to find the guy I have feelings for sleeping with my roommate. I signed a lease with them for next year and can't back out now. FML

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You deserved it 578

By bdiddy - 11/07/2009 19:50 - United States

Today, I moved in with my brother to save on a swanky apartment. I was skeptical as to how this would work out as we fought a lot as kids. Our first big fight? Whether or not to keep his dorm-style futon complete with Return of the Jedi sheets. He's a 35-yr old physician; I'm a 28-yr old lawyer. FML

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Wednesday 4 August 2010 9:21

hahahahhahah what ******* college are you going to?

defsdgdh 4

Wednesday 4 August 2010 9:20

Score!!!!

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osirisfrost 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 20:55

creepy...

newmxr 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 21:07

sounds awsome!

fortunesfool4 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 21:20

wait, your roommate is freddie mercury?!

perle_noire 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 22:37

Damn, that's what I was going to say!

LegndNikko 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 21:53

You're rooming with Saxton Hale? Lucky bastard!

angiiebaby 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 22:10

hey plus side he can buy alcohol if your underage :)

Snard 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 1:50

maybe he's the Godfather and you can go streaking through the quad

foxy1222 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 2:37

tell Miley Cyrus I said op!

theradish1 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 3:09

dont be so quick to judge, this guy sounds hilarious!!!

letschat6 5

Thursday 5 August 2010 3:52

Be careful, your ass might hurt tomorrow morning. ;)

jjesseroggaa 3

Thursday 5 August 2010 3:57

That is hilarious. But uhh... ever heard of a dorm?

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