Miscellaneous: Today, I moved into my new house. I went over to my neighbors'...

By BMike - 11/07/2011 18:16 - United States

Today, I moved into my new house. I went over to my neighbors' house to introduce myself. As they opened the door I saw a telescope pointed at my house. FML

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By disasterbutton - 09/02/2010 00:28 - United States

Today, I noticed that my neighbor's house has a clear view of my daughter's bathroom. There is a telescope in his window. FML

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By Nickie809 - 17/09/2012 14:59 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I moved into my new apartment. I was feeling really excited until my new neighbor knocked on my door and left me what looks like rabbit ears on my welcome mat. He just stared at me expectantly as though I should be thankful. FML

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By sonwhy - 25/02/2014 00:51 - United States - Brookfield

Today, I found out that my son set up a telescope in the attic not so he could study astronomy like he told me, but so he could spy on the girl across the street. FML

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By nodullmoment - 26/04/2013 03:01 - United States - Lafayette

Today, I got home and noticed people were looking at my next-door neighbor's house that's for rent. Peering closer, I realized my ex-boyfriend and the girl he cheated on me with a few months ago were inside. After they left, the "For Rent" sign came down. I've got new neighbors. FML

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By Matti - 17/08/2018 22:00

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML

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By 44magnumtime - 06/08/2012 17:57 - Canada - Oakville

Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML

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By welcome to the neighborhood - 28/04/2016 23:35 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, I met my new neighbors. The first thing they did was build a fence. FML

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By Mnm54312 - 04/07/2016 07:19 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I moved into a new apartment. While moving boxes, I ran into my supervisor from work. Guess who lives across the hall. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2010 05:16 - Canada

Today, I went to check if my neighbours were home to return their dog, having looked after her for a few days. I looked in the window and the place was empty. They'd moved house and stuck us with their dog. FML

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By Ghettogirl4life - 12/07/2011 13:34 - United States

Today, I moved into my new apartment. My neighbor is apparently crazy and thinks I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watches me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML

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Mi24hind 0

Monday 11 July 2011 23:16

I wonder if that's why the original owner moved.

Shadow1368 17

Monday 11 July 2011 23:15

Stalkers.

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HannahForbesxo 13

Monday 11 July 2011 23:37

Get yourself a telescope and have a staring contest with them. That or just stare them down till they leave you alone.

Uraharas_Bankai 1

Monday 11 July 2011 23:37

Neighbor: "I can get used to this, our new neighbor is hot!" Take it as a compliment OP

nmearayta 0

Monday 11 July 2011 23:47

I think op should just put up a poster of an ugly girl in her window.

lmaoatall 6

Monday 11 July 2011 23:49

it's Abner and Gladys kravitz from bewitched.

beanieboy0789 0

Monday 11 July 2011 23:49

Buy a telescope and point it at their window. And then, watch FML very closely over the next few days.

stevie1359 0

Monday 11 July 2011 23:55

hahahahah. that really sucks for u. looks like ur stuck with creeps for neighbors

dmmcintyre3 8

Tuesday 12 July 2011 0:02

Put some big trees in between your house and theirs or a big tall fence.

beanieboy0789 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 10:37

I don't think they sell red oak trees at wal mart. dumb ass.

darkness4dummies 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 0:02

hmmmmm stalker much?

Lucky10 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 0:03

I was wondering why you got that look on your face when I opened the door.

sufikoraine 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 0:05

they might be keen stargazers...and just happened to accidentally leave their telescope in that position?

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