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By Anonymous - 23/07/2012 07:35 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I mowed over a bird while mowing the lawn. It wasn't dead, so I had to mow over it a second time to put it out of its misery. Now there are pieces of dead bird all over my lawn and I can't sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 02:25 - United States - Binghamton

Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML

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By FMLTIMESTWO - 10/06/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, I found a dead bird on my windshield. Thinking I was clever, I turned on my windshield wipers to get the bird off. Unfortunately, the dead bird fell through my open window and onto my lap. FML

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By mhmohyeah - 10/11/2009 23:05 - United States

Today, I was jumping on every crunchy leaf on the sidewalk. I went especially far out of my way to step on one only to notice it didn't crunch right. I looked closer, it was a dead bird. FML

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By craphanded - 19/07/2011 17:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I saved a bird from being run over as it lay in the middle of the road. Thinking it had a broken wing or something, I started carrying it home, intending to take it to the vet later. It crapped in my hand and flew away. FML

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By andrea99 - 03/10/2010 09:35 - United States

Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, I had to mow the lawn with a weedwacker because it rained a lot the past week and the push mower was broken. I started "mowing", and forgetting that I am mowing where the dogs go to the restroom, I absent-mindedly weedwack over dog poop. Which got flung into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2018 13:30

Today, I was asleep in my back garden and woke up when a bird landed on my hat and took a big shit right in my open mouth. FML

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By Tom - 15/06/2009 10:07 - Israel

Today, I was woken up by a funky smell. My dog had eaten a dead bird and thrown up all over my bed and floor. At 4 o'clock in the morning I had to clean up regurgitated bits of bird, feathers, blood and dog food. The smell still hasn't gone away. FML

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By Mariah Barnes - 24/07/2020 08:01

Today, I saved a baby bird from the site I work on. It was the runt and did not have any feathers and was neglected by the mother. I took care of it all day at work and planned on taking it to a wildlife reserve after work. Two minutes away from the reserve, we hit a pothole and I dropped it. It died. FML

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By bouda - 15/05/2011 18:19 - France

Today, I killed a pigeon. It choked to death on a piece of bread I threw its way. FML

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oh_merde 11

Monday 23 July 2012 15:58

This could be a horror movie... Or a game. Angry, zombie birds.

shnaky_fml 0

Monday 23 July 2012 15:58

I can't believe the bird didn't fly away :o

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Historylover 0

Monday 23 July 2012 17:31

Angry Birds? Real life edition? lmao

brewmasterg 34

Monday 23 July 2012 18:13

This comment leads me to think you've never played Angry Birds. Or seen anyone play it. Or even heard the theme song. You heard someone say it once and thought it sounded cool, I think.

TheJester12 15

Monday 23 July 2012 17:36

That bird was bound to be eliminated by natural selection soon or later. And by natural selection I mean you and you and your oblivious self belting out one direction songs out while wearing noise cancellation headphones . AND THAT'S WHAT MAKES YO- * crunch* oh shit what was that ?!?!?

Meme1988 18

Monday 23 July 2012 17:52

Poor bird :( Its usually the cats get killed on the road

emag_eht 18

Monday 23 July 2012 19:44

In New York it's always the pigeons. It's always sad but you wonder why they dont just stay on the sidewalk. I wonder if the bird OP ran over was one of those finch-type birds. I mean the grass must have at least been a bit higher than your ankle to hide a bird as big as a pigeon.

meb9 4

Monday 23 July 2012 18:00

Aww poor bird at least it's in heaven

MaxG123 8

Monday 23 July 2012 18:09

ROFL!

RangerLacrosse26 4

Monday 23 July 2012 18:09

Get over it

THE_A_TEEN 27

Monday 23 July 2012 18:31

Why should he? What he has is a conscience and the ability to feel guilt/remorse. You sound so unremorseful.

Needafarm 22

Monday 23 July 2012 18:15

My question to OP is if they were riding a mower or pushing one. If OP was riding one then i suppose they would be blind to what's on the ground and not really care what they mow over anyway. If they were pushing one then they need to look at what they are mowing so it doesn't end up being their pet they mow over next time.

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Monday 23 July 2012 18:20

That's nastier than having shredded bunny bits strewn all over your middle school track. That's going to be a bitch to clean up. Remember to wipe the blood stains off your grass!

brewmasterg 34

Monday 23 July 2012 18:22

Well it's a young bird that's been displaced from a nest, it would probably be scared shitless or just too dumb to move much. Also as OP was mowing the grass it could be assumed the grass was long enough for a small bird to be obscured. Or OP was distracted by something shiny and mutilated a deaf, fully grown swan that was looking in the other direction- we don't have all the information here.