By anon - 16/02/2014 12:56 - Australia - Kingston

Today, I needed to borrow money from my girlfriend. I went into her bag and pulled out the money all while a lady watched me open-mouthed. Turns out it wasn't my girlfriend's bag. It belonged to the lady watching me. FML
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cocainewhore 30

I'm not sure if it's just the wording of this, but it sounds like the OP didn't ask their girlfriend for the money, in which case YDI. If it is just the wording, then FYL, and sorry for assuming anything else.

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746278Ab 14

That's really stupid... Even if it was your girlfriends bag, you should ask anyone if you are borrowing money.

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pwnman 33

OP, don't think that in a relationship you can go that far taking money without permission. Seems like your parents never taught you this..☝️

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Chibitalia180 6

OP probably asked, but forgot to include it in the FML.

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kyuubi1 14

why was the lady just standing there?!?! she should of at least tried to do something besides just standing there!

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DaggNabbit 8

So when you said borrow you mean steal and girlfriend you mean strange old lady? F that lady's life.

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applebramble 22

I can see an FML posted from that lady soon .

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prettyinpink4884 9

YDI op, shouldn't take money out of her purse unless you ask. And you should know what her purse looks like.

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Chibitalia180 6

OP most likely asked, but probably thought it wasn't significant enough to include in the FML even though it was. Never assume the bad side. Makes an ass of you. More like assu

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AutumnHerondale 14

It's like when I was a kid and I went up to the wrong woman and called her "mom".

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warsun 27

When I was a kid I almost lost my mum because I thought another lady was my mum so I followed her

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dachayke 16

I did that once. I only realized it when her 2 kids (who looked alot like my brothers) started making fun of me. I then turned around and said "it's a mistake, you brats!" The mom glared at me as I walked away crying.

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J_Kertz 14

So what exactly did the random woman do?

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JoJo91_fml 8

Bet you'll think twice before going into your girlfriend's purse again without asking next time

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myoukei 31

If you wanted to borrow money from your girlfriend you should have asked her and let her hand you the money instead of grabbing what you wanted from her purse.

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worldclassrager 39

Well at least you know it wasn't hers after taking it out...didn't actually pocket it...

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SWC_Penguin 17

I love how everyone assumes you didn't ask just because you didn't specifically say you did. As for me, I'm gonna assume you're George Washington since you didn't specifically say you're not.

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EdenCrystal 21

The way he worded it makes it sound like he just grabbed the money out of "her" purse.

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