Transportation: Today, I noticed a car following me all the way to my house....

By dani911 - 15/07/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I noticed a car following me all the way to my house. It was dark so I got really nervous and called the police. The person got out of the car. It was my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 04:33 - Canada

Today, the police came to my door and told me about a woman who called the cops on me because she said that I had been following her in my car. We were on the highway. FML

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By ThanksMom - 08/07/2016 07:54 - United States - State College

Today, while taking out the trash late at night with my mom, a group of people drove by and decided it would be funny to turn around and chase us up the driveway in their car. Before I even realized what was happening, my mom was already halfway to the house yelling back, "You're on your own!" FML

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By newdriver - 11/05/2009 00:55 - United States

Today, my mom told me to follow her car closely to my aunt's house. I kept really close to her which caused me to get pulled over for tailgating. I explained everything to the cop so he went over to my mom to see if that was the truth. My mom said she didn't know me. I got a ticket. Thanks mom. FML

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Confess!

By hitandrun - 10/08/2009 18:28 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car and fled because I was so scared. Four hours later, the cops showed up at my house so I broke down crying confessing everything. Turns out, they weren't there about the car I hit. They were alerting me about the string of burglaries in my neighborhood recently. FML

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By me. - 12/11/2012 04:30 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, my father told me to take the car and get some groceries. An hour and a half later, coming home with the groceries, I see the cops all around my house because my dad had called them, thinking that I had run away and stolen the car. FML

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By horn-y - 23/11/2010 18:23 - United States

Today, while my mom was out, I took the car out to CVS to get some food, even though I'm not legally allowed to drive. As soon as I got back in the car, my mom pulled up 2 parking spaces away from me. She didn't notice me bend down to hide... until I accidentally hit the horn in the process. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2011 01:07 - United States

Today, I saw a woman run down my street screaming, "Fuck you cops! I can drive under the influence if I want to!" It took me a second to realize it was my mother. FML

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By CROCKIN5150 - 14/03/2016 04:32 - United States

Today, while out for a jog, I noticed that you never know how fast you run until you're being followed by someone in a car you don't know, and they're continuously honking at you. I later found out it my dad in his new car. FML

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Awkward…

By ApolloandDixie - 23/12/2009 06:17 - United States

Today, my mom and I were going to the store. I stayed in the car while she went in. In the car next to me, there was a dog in the driver's seat barking at me. Bored, I barked back at it until I realized there was someone in the passenger's seat watching me. FML

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By me - 07/09/2011 23:53 - United States

Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML

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aerials_fml 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 9:52

I don't get why people are saying she deserved it. Maybe calling the cops was a little too much but I guess it's understandable. You can never be too careful these days.

SKYblue_fml 1

Wednesday 15 July 2009 9:58

ehh, it's understandable to be a bit concerned that a car is following you.... but you really didn't recognize it? I know it was dark, but still.

Comments

McLaughlane 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 10:11

that's why you pass your neighborhood and drive around the block a couple times to see if they're following you, and if they do, THEN you call the police. If you pass your neighborhood but they still turn there, chances are it's just one of your neighbors :P

rhcpbeezy 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 10:25

I would totally do that hahaha. I'm that paranoid.

amatayo 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 10:33

really I've been there before. not to the point of calling the police but when your being followed you get a little freaked out

jaaxx_fml 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 10:33

this isnt FML worthy but you probably did the right thing

englishmuffin 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 10:52

You didn't recognize the license plate, or even the color/make/model of the car? It's dark, but I'm guessing she had headlights on, right? Hahaha... well, it's better safe than sorry I suppose. But really, that was recognition fail.

fretforyerlatte 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 14:48

how would she see the license plate? the car was behind her, plates are on the back.

boredworker 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 11:19

Boredworker thinks that is an uber fail DYDI (def you deserve it)...

Paige_Nicole10 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 11:37

this is an fml??????? wouldnt you recognize your own mother in the car if you were noticing the car was following you? i'm giving you the benifit of the doubt on the vehicle though because she could of been in a diffrent one than you are used to. YDI