Miscellaneous: Today, I noticed my nephew has blue eyes, freckles and dimples...

By Damn - 06/05/2012 13:53 - Australia

Today, I noticed my nephew has blue eyes, freckles and dimples which don't run in my family or my sister's husband's family, but they do run in my husband's family. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2009 03:45 - France

Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML

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Family extension

By now what - 26/07/2020 05:01

Today, I ran into a friend that I hadn't seen in about 5 years. She had her 4-year-old son with her. I couldn’t help but notice her son looked almost identical to mine. He even had a very distinct facial feature that my husband has as well. What are the odds all three of them have the same defect? FML

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Are you sure?

By Anonymous - 15/04/2021 11:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, I sent a picture of my two little nephews to my friends, who now keep telling me how my older nephew looks exactly like me. They’re starting to make awkward statements such as, “Are you sure you didn’t have sex with your sister in-law?” FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2018 15:00

Today, as I was perusing old photos with my mother, I found one of her with a "childhood friend" at her wedding to my dad. Now I know where my green eyes and blotchy neck birthmark came from, and it's not from the man I’ve been calling "dad" for 40 years. FML

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Paternity test before the rest

By Anonymous - 26/01/2021 23:01 - United States

Today, after always laughing when my mom told me to avoid dating any guy with green eyes and thinking it was some weird prejudice, she told me the truth. My father cheated and had at least six other kids. They all have green eyes and look alike. FML

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By ambiiii - 20/08/2015 03:25 - United States - Marble Falls

Today, my niece started crying because she thought that someday she'll look like me. FML

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The family tree is a stump

By Anonymous - 30/10/2018 12:00

Today, my family is too damn close. My uncle on my dad's side just got my aunt on my mum's side pregnant, three cousins from dad's side are dating three cousins from mum's side, and a half brother from my dad is marrying my half sister from my mum. We are the inbred rednecks of this town. FML

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By eamiller - 23/12/2014 20:41 - United States - Franklin

Today, I was complimented on my freckles. I don't actually have freckles, just a load of blackheads that won't go away. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2013 16:49 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML

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Foiled by genetics

By Anonymous - 07/02/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was chatting with my optician and it came up that eye colour is determined by parents eye colour, such as how blue and brown-eyed parents can’t make a green-eyed baby. My wife and I are blue and brown. Our 6 year-old has green eyes. I confronted her and she admitted she'd had an affair. FML

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Sunday 6 May 2012 19:27

Run a DNA test on both. Then kick ass if your poor sweet nephew is your stepson.

negb 30

Sunday 6 May 2012 19:27

Maybe you're over reacting? Sorry :(

Comments

natsaysheyyy 16

Monday 7 May 2012 6:43

Maybe it wasn't your husband she was cheating with...could be any random guy with blue eyes and freckles.

laurenmacias 0

Monday 7 May 2012 6:53

The family is REAL close!

hateevryone 14

Monday 7 May 2012 6:56

Soooo what do you conclude?

Savannabooh 0

Monday 7 May 2012 6:59

Choke dat hoe. Then get your sister!

xLifesABitchx 5

Monday 7 May 2012 7:00

Actually, blue eyes are recessive. Therefore, in order for a baby to have blue eyes they must receive the gene from both parents. It can skip generations so maybe no one in your immediate family has blue eyes, but if your nephew from your sister has blue eyes then the gene DOES run in your family. Sorry to burst your bubble.

jquibell 2

Monday 7 May 2012 7:25

Blue eyes have to run on both sides of the family line to produce blue eyed children.

Fricktion 3

Monday 7 May 2012 7:29

Since when were dimples genetic? All the people I know with dimples are the only ones in their family with them. I never used to have dimples until I had to start smiling a lot for work and all that shit.

miengurl 0

Monday 7 May 2012 7:30

today my sister tried to lick my ear so creepy

alliecat1876 2

Monday 7 May 2012 7:34

Ooo amma love this episode of 'Family Feud'

CamdenMarie 6

Monday 7 May 2012 7:46

I would be slightly more concerned if your husband had blue eyes, freckles, and dimples, but even then those traits could be recessive on your sister's husband's family, or even your own. I have blonde hair and blue eyes, and my mom, dad and brother all have brown hair and green eyes. It doesn't mean anything, traits come from many different family members.