Love: Today, I noticed that my car's passenger-side door has cobwebs...

By Anonymous - 11/09/2013 14:16 - United States - Portland

Today, I noticed that my car's passenger-side door has cobwebs all over it. FML

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By Steffi3 - 14/05/2016 16:29 - United States

Today, there was a spider in my car. FML

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By FMLimsomad - 29/12/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, I looked outside and I saw that my new car had been snowed on. Sadly the snow had frozen onto the car, so I spent the entire day getting it off. I came inside. By 8pm, my car had snow all over it again, and this time I left the window open. FML

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By minette08 - 29/01/2010 21:38 - United States

Today, I discovered that the seal on my driver's door is defective. I made this discovery when I got rained on while I was getting my car washed. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2016 17:43 - Meade

Today, I felt cold while driving, so I blasted the heat. The one thing I didn't expect was a load of tiny spiders spilling out of the vents and writhing all over my dash. FML

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By grann - 15/03/2010 01:39 - United States

Today, while walking to my car through the snow, I noticed the sunroof was open and 2 feet of snow had poured in. Angry, I opened the door to start cleaning. That's when I noticed all the wildlife that had taken refuge inside from the cold. Not only were my seat cushions wet, they were torn open. FML

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Act of god

By Anonymous - 05/04/2023 00:00

Today, I purchased a new car. On the drive home, gusts of wind blew up debris and pebbles and caused little chips in the paint and small chips on the windshield. FML

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By Username - 25/01/2010 05:19 - United States

Today, I found out that you need to clean your car more often when you find a mouldy burrito under the back seat. FML

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By Geemeisters - 08/11/2015 10:03 - United Kingdom - Studley

Today, after several months desperately searching for a job and feeling pretty insecure and unimportant, I drove 15 miles to a job interview. On parking my car at the destination, I found that during my drive a spider had been making a cobweb between the car and my hair. FML

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Roadkill

By Anonymous - 11/05/2021 16:58 - United States

Today, I saw maggots dropping from beneath my car. I looked under, to see a rotting paw dangling from my engine. That would explain the smell. FML

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The *****

By FML - 21/06/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, I spent 4 hours carefully cleaning the inside and outside of my car. Fairly proud of the job I had done, I parked my car safely in my garage. Later, I opened my garage to find bird shit all over my car. Apparently birds get nervous when they get trapped in garages. FML

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Welshite 39

Wednesday 11 September 2013 19:06

That's okay. The spiders are willing to be your friends and accompany you.

immunetoinsanity 23

Wednesday 11 September 2013 19:08

Get your friends to clean them off! Oh wait..

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Lindz2817 10

Wednesday 11 September 2013 21:30

Yay for you?

DDiddy 12

Wednesday 11 September 2013 21:43

Yup, mine too...

meaghanromo 7

Wednesday 11 September 2013 22:01

Does that mean your forever alone lol!!

kryptonite2070 13

Wednesday 11 September 2013 22:09

you must be a very lonely person o.p.

Eleanor6141 11

Wednesday 11 September 2013 22:24

Buuuurn baby burn flamethrower inferno ! *catchy tune*

StyrkerBlu 3

Wednesday 11 September 2013 22:33

I thought this was a rather pointless FML until I read the comments... Now I see why it made it.

LegolasPrincess 10

Wednesday 11 September 2013 22:47

Wipe them away and then calmly set the entire car on fire....

Neesalun 20

Wednesday 11 September 2013 22:57

Don't feel bad. I rarely have anyone in my car and people over to my house. I usually meet people out.

Eivana 37

Wednesday 11 September 2013 23:07

Forever alone. Naah, just make some friends!

outoftown 26

Wednesday 11 September 2013 23:50

Start a carpool. Carpoolers are annoying, but they'll clean the door for you, in self defense.

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