By Anonymous - 11/09/2013 14:16 - United States - Portland

Today, I noticed that my car's passenger-side door has cobwebs all over it. FML
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Welshite 39

That's okay. The spiders are willing to be your friends and accompany you.

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immunetoinsanity 23

Get your friends to clean them off! Oh wait..

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DividableByZero 11

Smh. All these people.... OP, you just need to get out more and meet new people. There's someone out there for you, you just have to find them:)

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DocBastard 38

EVERYONE PLEASE READ: The part if this story that makes it an FML is that OP has not had a passenger in the car for a long time. So he's lonely. He's not complaining about the car being dirty. Read between the lines, people.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

I didn't think anyone was stupid enough to think otherwise, but I guess I was wrong.

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ninjuh_wingman 29

You should probably clean those up before your friends....nevermind.

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Enslaved 36

Leave the cobwebs there 'til Halloween. It's like having a jump start decorating your-- haunted car.

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jw90 18

You should mate with their woman and understand their ways.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

28 does not understand the ways of the woman.

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mFUNdo21 17

if he mates with a female spider she'll eat him when they're done won't she?

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jw90 18

I was hoping people would understand the reference. I'm so disappointed.

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perdix 29

Maybe that's why no hitchhikers are accepting your offers of "rides."

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etishuman22 32

Even the deranged psychopath with the hockey mask on and hack saw standing on the side of the road takes one look and goes "Nope, not getting in-no thanks. I don't think I'll be a victim today. **** that."

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Enslaved 36

But wait, what if he's got "Bud Light"?:P

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Martinez0285 28

don't wanna be.. owwwl byyyyy myyyselllffff

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Car wash = Clean Exterior Cobwebs = Interior Maybe he could just wipe them off with a cloth or perhaps a nuclear weapon of some sort?

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