By Alex - 07/10/2010 10:10 - United States

Today, I noticed that my wife changed her status on Facebook to "widow" and a lot of strange guys commented saying stuff like "Finally." Last I checked, I'm not dead. FML
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Tootsiee 0

I suggest you not eat her cooking and watch her carefully

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mountiegal 0

I agree with #9. creepy. mental health issues?

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marcranger 28

wow, you must be terrible in bed. ydi for not pleasing your ex-wife better and for being stupid as the rest of your gender...there's no such status as "widowed" on Facebook.

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KSGmama08 0

Yes there is a Widowed status. where have you been lately? Facebook changes daily! They even just changed the chat boxes, mine no longer has the times on it. ;( and instead of add as friend most of my friends pages say "like" which is stupid, you don't like a friend, you add a friend. Facebook has gone down the toilet as far as I'm concerned! I only have it to enter giveaways! ;)

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Zebidee 8

Ah! Now it all makes sense! I was replying to the 'no such thing as 'widowed' status' comment too. Sneaky bugger must have changed it before we posted...

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BackHurts 0

At Marcranger. Shut the **** up. You're a fembitch.

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DocBastard 38

I can't tell if marcranger is a troll or a pissed off feminazi. Either way, you need to go somewhere else. May I suggest a hole?

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deaper 16

No Thirteenth… Yay! You're a loser… And I'm a troll!

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vinylcat 0

someones wifey is pissed off.... hahaha ur dead but not dead

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afallingstar 22

dead to the wife maybe...

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MAGNAVOX 0

How did you check if you were dead or not? Maybe she killed you and your spirit submited an FML. Spooky:/

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Chibbbles 0

You better sleep with one eye open... Grippin' your pillow tight :D EXXXXXIIIIIT LI- no really. she might murder you xD

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flashback.miss 28

I read this story and the movie Buried alive(i think thats the name of the series..." came to mind.... Op...move away.. get out... she could be having an affiar... could be plotting someone... or talk about it.. this one is kinda.... "............................."c

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imemerald 3

that is one strange pic you got there; I think I like it!

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20waffleater10 0

you should kill her before she kills you! HURRY!!

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Phustercluck 11

Yea, and maybe he might accidentally trip and fall on a knife.

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