By Alex - 07/10/2010 10:10 - United States

Today, I noticed that my wife changed her status on Facebook to "widow" and a lot of strange guys commented saying stuff like "Finally." Last I checked, I'm not dead. FML
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Tootsiee 0

I suggest you not eat her cooking and watch her carefully

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Zebidee 8

Today, I discovered I was the lead character in an M. Night Shyamalan movie. FML.

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afallingstar 22

where's the creepy kid that sees dead people?

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Doortje 29

Maybe you should check again... dun dun dun.

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mona_is_here 10

Damn, Facebook makes people do ridiculously insane stuff nowadays. Or maybe it just helps reveal their insanity. This FML made me laugh but as funny as it is... I just say, watch out, OP. Maybe your wife has some plans concerning you. You know, like in those thrillers, ahem.

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ScrabbleBabe2010 0

Maybe it is a joke? Because you forgot to do something like take out the garbage? If you forgot a honeydo, then YDI! :p

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TheNewGuy03 28

normally, i'd say something useful, but... run. ...because the next time your wife grabs the knife out of the drawer, it's not for chopping onions... |the kid|

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perdix 29

Listen to AC/DC's "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" and then become very, very aware of your surroundings at all times. You may have to forgo sleep for the next few years.

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GoArmy6624 7

she's gonna kill u! get her first!

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