By Anonymous - 14/05/2012 05:26 - United States - Burbank

Today, I noticed the only time my husband stops snoring like a drunken horse is so that he can fart. FML
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shayshayshazam 14

That really doesn't sound like a good time.

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The_Hitdude 12

THAT kind of snoring can be a sign of underlying health issues OP. If it's a constant thing (which I gathered from the FML) then see a doctor.

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cookeemonster 7

Or maybe, OPs husband is just one of the many people who snore.

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WaywardDaughter 26

Get some ear plugs for the snoring and hope the farts don't smell!

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itwasallyellow 0

Do drunken horses really snore?

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Dracoboxer357 35

^ I have a horse. You bring the booze (yes for the horse, not me.) We can YouTube the results. Should be worthwhile. ;P

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perdix 29

A drunken horse? Who knows how a drunken horse snores? This sounds like a good argument for pre-marital sex. It's one way to find out what sounds and smells your potential mate emits during sleep. His nighttime ritual sounds (and smells) like a deal-breaker.

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Enslaved 36

Is it still called "pre-martial" sex if you don't plan on marrying that person?(:

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perdix 29

Well, you plan on marrying them until they fart and snore. Also, it could also be considered "pre-marital" if you eventually marry someone else ;)

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rubberduckie94 13

Sometimes even if I showered right before I went to bed I have to shower in the morning because I am paranoid I smell like my husband's farts.

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trismagestus 19

#22: Pre-martial sex? That would be sex before the fist-fight starts. =P

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rubberduckie94 13

I am unfortunately am in the same boat as you. Sometimes I kick him in the night to wake him up because calling his name and shaking him does nothing to rouse him. Then I just pretend I accidentally kicked him in my sleep the next morning

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sparklecherry 4

Yep. Mine would sleep through a tornado.

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BlackBlazeCobra 16

So, you've heard a drunken horse snore?

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HerrBawl 4

You need to stop abusing horses by getting them drunk.

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darkcosinus 16

You do know that snoring is easily treatable, right?

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bramberkhout 10

Yeah, right. It's sometimes even a psychological problem, so sorry, thats really not true.

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Mons_fml 27

I have noticed that most of the stories here on FML are girls complaining about their boyfriends.

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