By Anonymous - 14/05/2012 05:26 - United States - Burbank

Today, I noticed the only time my husband stops snoring like a drunken horse is so that he can fart. FML
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shayshayshazam 14

That really doesn't sound like a good time.

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ChickInGreenVans 12

You effeing deserved it!!

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The_Hitdude 12

1.) There's a ******* button for that. 2.) How the **** does she deserve something that has nothing to do with her? Come back on here when your basic logic has improved.

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The_Hitdude 12

1.) There's a ******* button for that. 2.) How the **** does she deserve something that has nothing to do with her? Come back on here when your basic logic has improved. Idiot.

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YoungDude32 2

Snoring is easily fixed these days. I use pure sleep but there are others. Farting is largely a result of what and when he eats. Also, easily fixed. If those are your top two complaints then you have a pretty good man.

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estes816 9

The O. P. should be glad she doesn't have a snoring/farting dog at the end of her bed like I do right now! I've always heard pillows work really well for a last resort.

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skyeyez9 24

I swear if I can patent fart cloak technology underwear, I'd be a billionaire. Millions of wives and girlfriends everywhere would buy these for their men.

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momo1972 3

How does a drunken horse snore? Do you have first hand knowledge of this?

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KiddNYC1O 20

She married a horse.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Now you know his tell.

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ellabella2010 0

If I was in this situation I would sleep in a different room than him. Better than being woken up every night and smelling what he's got to offer you. You can still have sex but for strictly sleeping I would separate if you guys can't find a solution to the snoring and farting. You need a peaceful nights sleep and you are not going to get it beside Sir Fartsalot.

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ghashlycrumbs 8

Mom! Stop writing shit about dad! .__.

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