Kids: Today, I opened my heart to my father-in-law, telling him how...

By Anonymous - 03/12/2013 00:56 - Mexico - Distrito Federal

Today, I opened my heart to my father-in-law, telling him how he was a very good example for us and how his name would be great for our first born son, he interrupted, saying, "Cut the cheesy crap, now." FML

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By shades - 09/01/2012 03:43 - United Kingdom

Today, at our wedding reception my new father-in-law gave his speech, saying his little girl was too good for me. Everyone, including my parents, agreed. FML

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Unreasonable

By Anonymous - 21/02/2021 10:01 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, my father-in-law decided to disown myself and his son, because my husband decided to hyphenate his last name. FML

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By nacho - 24/01/2012 06:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2021 05:00 - Canada - Enderby

Today, my father-in-law announced the name of his new son, my husband's half-brother. The first name and last name is the same as our son, who I gave birth to 4 months ago. FML

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By SkeetinKeaton - 05/06/2013 15:24 - United States

Today, I let my step-father know exactly what I thought of him. After a few moments of awkward silence, he leaned towards me and quietly whispered, "Well you're adopted. Your parents never loved you." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2020 20:00

Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML

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By futuremum - 22/03/2012 17:14 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I had to yet again tell my mother-in-law that I wasn't going to name my unborn baby "Ermintrude" after her late mother. My husband told me to stop being difficult, and that he agrees that it would be nice. FML

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By not gay in AL - 11/05/2014 17:57 - United States

Today, my dad seemed moody, so to lift his spirits, I told him I loved him. He just snorted, "You gay or something, boy?" Really mature, dad, really mature. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2013 23:16 - Switzerland - Saint Gallen

Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML

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Charming dude

By unzucht - 30/05/2012 16:45 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, my wife and I convened our families for a joint dinner, followed by me breaking the news that my wife is pregnant. My father visibly scoffed, and my grandfather spent the rest of the evening muttering to him about how "breeders should be shot". Wonderful. FML

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Tuesday 3 December 2013 8:18

Someone pissed in his Cheerios

Sebastian2022 22

Tuesday 3 December 2013 8:19

Don't worry OP, he really appreciates it, but maybe he's too shy to actually share his actual emotions? Good thought, though. :)

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BoltTheSuperdog 22

Tuesday 3 December 2013 9:10

He could have been kidding.

Epikouros 31

Tuesday 3 December 2013 9:19

Seems like he'll appreciate a short, manly name. How about Kezo?

KatieMajestic 17

Tuesday 3 December 2013 9:27

Is there a pun there? I don't see it.

ZY1431 24

Tuesday 3 December 2013 9:46

he's probably honored and is just being a bum hah.

Thors_Hammer9999 17

Tuesday 3 December 2013 10:23

I like him

dreadbeat69 12

Tuesday 3 December 2013 10:24

I can tell you that some people just don't handle being praised well. I would say the same type of thing as he did. He is honored, I'm sure.

Dark_Stream 29

Tuesday 3 December 2013 10:46

Were you drunk?

Girlie7 11

Tuesday 3 December 2013 11:30

What's his name?

ASBriere 8

Tuesday 3 December 2013 11:54

Suck ass

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 3 December 2013 12:05

Props for opening up...and go for it...it's not very often to find a good in law...

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