By Moody - 28/10/2009 19:14 - United States

Spicy
Today, I opened my personal laptop at a company meeting. I forgot that the battery died while watching a porno last night. It was ten seconds of slurping, spitting and gagging. It was my first day. FML
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sonicmega 3

Well, that sucks. And blows. And swallows.

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XaosZaleski 0

So...instead of plugging in your laptop last night, you decided to polish your knob off and head to bed? If you knew you needed your laptop for work, you should probably charge it the night before. ****. I hope stupidity isn't contagious.

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Dramamine 0

WAWAH, OMG, YOU WATCHED ****. SHAME SHAME. ******* hell, it's not a big deal. Just check next time.

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Brandon25 0

FAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEE you would remember somthing like that before opening it, nice fake tho ;)

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idontloveyou_86 0

you should not watch **** at all. the internet should not accept ****, and pornstars shouldn't make it in the first place. everyone should wear clothes at all times, even wearing a wetsuit in the bath. and not SKIMPY clothes. pants/skirt down to the knees at least, shirt that covers back, shoulders and frontal. must come down to where the pants start. no, i'm not being sarcastic.

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Chocolate_Chunk 2

Either you ARE being sarcastic/trolling, or that's another case of poes law

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fthku 13

He's being sarcastic by saying he's not being sarcastic.

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SneakyMuffin 0

Fake birthdate, I'd say you're an 11 year old who thinks girls are "icky".

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Ririshi 0

Extreme Muslim OR Totally Retarded.

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emilialoriana_fml 0

and ooohs , aahhhs and oohh yeaaahs . FAILED ! YDI . lol

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mpen 0

totally fake. the laptop would have booted from scratch if the battery had completely died

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Chocolate_Chunk 2

You know nothing about computers, do you? the computer automagically goes to sleep mode as soon as the battery is critical. That means that all the content in the ram is written to the hard disk and the pc shuts down. next time you boot, the ram is filled with the contents on the drive again and starts exactly where you left off. You could basically go to sleep mode in the middle of a game and be right where you left it when you start the pc again. That's the standard setting in laptops of pretty much all manufacturers since at least 10 years.

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slivermaster 0

@32 actually on a mac once your computer dies, it still has some battery left so if you charge it it resumes to its previous state. so this FML is possible, well the computer part but the idiot part?

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sleephunters 8

I hope the slurping, spitting, and gagging all happened in the video and with your boss.

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Geicogecko 2

take out the battery Sherlock!!! YDI for watching **** and for being a dumbass and not taking out the battery!!

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Chocolate_Chunk 2

because taking the battery out is faster than just hitting the mute button

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PYLrulz 17

YDI. At least close the porno out when you are charging your laptop back up

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