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Same thing different taste
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Lil' cutie
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Awful line of inquiry
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Fight!
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Your boyfriend thinks you're beautiful, who cares what his prick of a mate thinks? (:
Fat ankles? Unless he has a foot fetish, that is seriously digging for an insult. The only time people smell like deli meat to me is when they work with the stuff. When I worked at subway I had to sower the moment I got home to get the smell out of my hair. Use a strong smelling shampoo, switch to a loofah, and don't skip showers after any sort of strenuous activity, work or exercise. But trust me, there are _much_ worse smells.
Sounds like a good guy you have there, but his friend sucks
Then lose some weight
At least your boyfriend thinks you're beautiful
did he even say anything back.? the hell if he didnt what an ass. but atleast he said your beautiful credit for that and for not talkin shit just to impress or entertain his friends
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There is a reason why you're with your boyfriend, and not with his fiend.
Maybe he loves deli meat...