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By sausagefingers - 22/10/2012 05:29 - United States - Nixa

Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 07:09 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML

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By Noname - 16/01/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML

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By pitytitty - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML

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By KaiyaOtaku1 - 14/07/2014 23:48 - United States - Seattle

Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML

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By fartlover - 27/11/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML

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By Nikki - 08/06/2019 22:00

Today, I walked into my bathroom to my boyfriend bragging about how much better his butt looked than mine, all while wearing my jeans. FML

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By kaleigh - 31/05/2011 17:01 - United States

Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML

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Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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By hdgyfjdzdfg - 16/04/2012 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML

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Fight!

By Anonymous - 03/10/2019 06:00

Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML

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Monday 22 October 2012 12:02

There is a reason why you're with your boyfriend, and not with his fiend.

HowAreYouToday 34

Monday 22 October 2012 12:01

Maybe he loves deli meat...

Comments

ewang_ 12

Monday 22 October 2012 15:01

Mmmm deli. Do they sell smiley ham in America?

AnonThoughts 23

Monday 22 October 2012 15:08

jeez....nice friends your boyfriend has. Hope he stuck up for you after they said that. What a-holes. Hope your boyfriend doesn't turn into one.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 22 October 2012 15:54

They're just jealous cause you smell like bacon. And who checks out someone's ankles? Looks like he was reaching to find something bad to say.

obliviousmaximus 6

Monday 22 October 2012 15:54

Next time your boyfriend's mate says anything like that, just respond with something like "you're only saying that because you've got a penis the size of a chipolata" - and make sure there are at least 3 other people around to hear you say it. that should shut him up

Epikouros 31

Monday 22 October 2012 20:53

Or it could prompt him to whip out his 12 inch dick and hit you with it.

skyeyez9 24

Monday 22 October 2012 16:31

Wow. Your bf has an extremely rude friend! Even if I didn't like a friend's girlfriend, I'd never say something like that.

FATTY_MCDOOGLE 29

Monday 22 October 2012 17:35

What a dick.

HanaFML 10

Monday 22 October 2012 17:58

1. Shower and Perfume. 2. Go run. It doesn't matter what his friend thinks, your boyfriend thinks your beautiful.

Twipz_fml 3

Monday 22 October 2012 18:00

I think this is a good thing. It shows that your boyfriend isn't a judgemental **** like his friend.

ashl123 19

Monday 22 October 2012 18:20

At least you know you boyfriend thinks your beautiful his friends a dick though

deegeebee 10

Monday 22 October 2012 18:32

Hey if those are the only bad things he has to say about you, you got off easy! smell like deli meat? switch shampoos. fat ankles? do some leg exercises. easy!