By sausagefingers - 22/10/2012 05:29 - United States - Nixa

Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML
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mack_the_knife 3

There is a reason why you're with your boyfriend, and not with his fiend.

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HowAreYouToday 34

Maybe he loves deli meat...

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ewang_ 12

Mmmm deli. Do they sell smiley ham in America?

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AnonThoughts 23

jeez....nice friends your boyfriend has. Hope he stuck up for you after they said that. What a-holes. Hope your boyfriend doesn't turn into one.

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RedPillSucks 31

They're just jealous cause you smell like bacon. And who checks out someone's ankles? Looks like he was reaching to find something bad to say.

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obliviousmaximus 6

Next time your boyfriend's mate says anything like that, just respond with something like "you're only saying that because you've got a penis the size of a chipolata" - and make sure there are at least 3 other people around to hear you say it. that should shut him up

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Epikouros 31

Or it could prompt him to whip out his 12 inch dick and hit you with it.

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skyeyez9 24

Wow. Your bf has an extremely rude friend! Even if I didn't like a friend's girlfriend, I'd never say something like that.

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FATTY_MCDOOGLE 29

What a dick.

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HanaFML 10

1. Shower and Perfume. 2. Go run. It doesn't matter what his friend thinks, your boyfriend thinks your beautiful.

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Twipz_fml 3

I think this is a good thing. It shows that your boyfriend isn't a judgemental **** like his friend.

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ashl123 19

At least you know you boyfriend thinks your beautiful his friends a dick though

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deegeebee 10

Hey if those are the only bad things he has to say about you, you got off easy! smell like deli meat? switch shampoos. fat ankles? do some leg exercises. easy!

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