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At least your boyfriend called you beautiful ? His friends are probably douchebags.
There are certainly worse things to be insulted on than fat ankles. And as for deli meat- put a nice smelling deodorant on, problem solved.
Atleast your boyfriend didn't say that... you're dating him not his friend, so who cares what that jackass says??
And this is why your boyfriend's friend is single
If that's the worst insult he can give you, I think you're doing ok! You have to really be looking for something to pick on to comment on someone's ankles...
I was like why would anyone think someone smells like deli meat? Then I saw your name -.-
I thought the same thing
Well as long as your boyfriend doesn't think that then screw the other jackasses
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There is a reason why you're with your boyfriend, and not with his fiend.
Maybe he loves deli meat...