By Anonymous - 21/08/2015 19:02 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I overheard my husband telling his friend that he wished a zombie apocalypse would happen in real life, so he could take me out back and shoot me without having to worry about going to prison. FML
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abattior 18

Does that mean the only thing stopping him from killing you is law? i really think you should divorce his ass!

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pixigem 15

If you have a husband that thinks so negatively of you, you guys should talk. It won't get better by ignoring it, be honest and open about your feelings, don't lie it'll only get worse!

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writerchic85 25

Sounds like it's just guy talk "oh my wife is a pain in the ass!" Wouldn't be too offended by it.

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fantasyworld 37

Why do some men hate being married? No one forced you into it.

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momof3honeybee 13

And the husband of the year award goes to.............

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CourtneyPaigee16 13

Don't be with someone who thinks it's okay to make comments like that, whether it's a sick joke to him or not!! It's probably just bad humor to him, and if he's not joking.... FYL :(

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dakotaabriannee 14

What a bastard!

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lvg_fml 10

Time for a serious talk. If he truly feels that way you're better off without him

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Etweens96 25

Divorce his ass. Take his money and the children and get a restraining order

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