By Anonymous - 21/08/2015 19:02 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I overheard my husband telling his friend that he wished a zombie apocalypse would happen in real life, so he could take me out back and shoot me without having to worry about going to prison. FML
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abattior 18

Does that mean the only thing stopping him from killing you is law? i really think you should divorce his ass!

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pixigem 15

If you have a husband that thinks so negatively of you, you guys should talk. It won't get better by ignoring it, be honest and open about your feelings, don't lie it'll only get worse!

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chuka81 27

Well, if there was a zombie apocalypse. he would probably be safe since zombies feed on brains which he apparently lacks. Evidenced by the fact that he believes he can simply take a zombie out back and shoot it.

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Insanemf18 12

The husbands gonna say she was bit she won't be a zombie

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pixigem 15

If you have a husband that thinks so negatively of you, you guys should talk. It won't get better by ignoring it, be honest and open about your feelings, don't lie it'll only get worse!

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peaceablerook 20

why does it have to be her fault. what if he is just crazy.

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gosh_mate 30

Even if it was a bit of a joke in context, that's still a pretty creepy thing to say about your wife

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dirtbikeguy 14

Not a very good joke

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Soverain 15

I wish for it so I don't have to pay back my student loans.

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Hyenayena 27

I don't understand men who hate their wives. YOURE THE ONE WHO PROPOSED. I understand people who don't want to get married. they admit that it's not for them and by doing that they're saving their partner the pain of a bad marriage. If you don't want something, don't get it. You don't want to get married? Then don't. Jeez, men act like they get dragged into it when really they do have a choice. Don't want it? Don't do it, save yourself and your sort we the pain. Sorry OP, I hope you can sort this out

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KaidensCrow 18

if they change then you really don't know them. people need to stop rushing into marriage. you are making a commitment and a promise that you will spend the rest of your life with someone. I mean, let's be honest, marriage is just a piece of paper. don't take me wrong, I have a husband and we are very happy, but we would still be the same couple, sticking together through thick and thin, if we hadn't filled out a piece of paper and PAID MONEY for some other people to say that we are going to be happy and spend the rest of our lives together. my point is that you don't have to have the government tell you to be happy and that your together, so don't rush things. love takes time, take care of it and make sure they are the right one for you

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KaidensCrow 18

I agree, there will always be things that you learn about yourself and your partner, but you can get to know each other enough to know you want it to work. if you don't want it to work, then it will not. that's just it. relationships are hard, marriage is hard. I don't always agree with my husband and he doesn't always agree with me. but I want him to be happy and he wants me to be. you have to be willing to accept that you don't have to think the same way and that there will be things that you will disagree on. love is full of so many sacrifices and compromises. and if you aren't happy doing it, and you refuse to budge. then your relationship will fail. its hard, but you BOTH have to want to make it work. It sounds like op's husband doesn't want to keep fighting. I'm sorry op, I truly hope you two can recover

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mrslegume 8

Maybe he's just venting, maybe not. You guys should definitely talk about it and if he even slightly really feels this way, time to divorce.

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beeferjay 34

slip sleeping pills in his dinner and shave the mfer bald. im talkin eyebrows, pubes, legs and head

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KaidensCrow 18

and if he really does want to shoot her this might just make him mad enough to do it

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beeferjay 34

he will know she's not gonna lie down and take it...

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