By 21yearoldvirgin - 01/05/2009 09:46 - United States

Today, I paid 11 dollars to see the new Wolverine movie. I arrived an hour early and waited patiently for the movie to start. 3 minutes before it began, a drunk guy stumbled in and took the last empty seat in the theater... next to me. He talked to me the whole movie. FML
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21yearoldvirgin 0

Just to clarify/answer all the questions, I did go with friends, I was on the end of the line of friends. And I was one of the last to show up, people got there 2 hours early. And I do live in CA. Movies are expensive. Like others said though, I don't think it ruined my life, it was just an unlucky occurrence. And yes he did smell lol. And not that it matters, but I'm a girl. And a wimp. ;)

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_lanaaa 0

Who arrives an hour early to see a movie these days?

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collegegrad2009 0

Should have taken a friend to fill the seat next to you. If you need sympathy find a dictionary it is somewhere between shit and syphilis.

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utdftw 0

and you did nothing about it? you're either a wuss or just dumb. i hope this happens to you everytime you go to watch a movie, nub.

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SayPeanuts 29

I'm sure you would have dealt with the situation much better. It's an awkward position to be in and maybe OP didn't want to create a scene.

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myexsucks 0

Bahahahahahaha....I love your username. LOL!!!!! (I can relate)

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ZH13 0

i'm pretty sure i read one just like this before. there need to be some more original FMLs

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Audio828 2

Ughh I just forgot that the internet is full of 14 year olds.

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doof_fisch 2

Next time smuggle in a thermos of coffee so that if/when a drunk sits next to you, you can try and sober him up to shut him up.

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xmelissalee 2

why'd you go to a movie an HOUR early???

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Ncc_Tardis 0

meh, movie was crap anyway, he was probably more entertaining! =P

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Clitonomore 0

that ******* suuuucks...was the movie good?

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juicyQ 0

so you went an hour early and you were by yourself?

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annika_fml 0

YDI for not having a life. Seriously, an hour early, and by yourself? And you didn't even have the guts to get up, complain to the ushers, and leave?

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