By 21yearoldvirgin - 01/05/2009 09:46 - United States

Today, I paid 11 dollars to see the new Wolverine movie. I arrived an hour early and waited patiently for the movie to start. 3 minutes before it began, a drunk guy stumbled in and took the last empty seat in the theater... next to me. He talked to me the whole movie. FML
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21yearoldvirgin 0

Just to clarify/answer all the questions, I did go with friends, I was on the end of the line of friends. And I was one of the last to show up, people got there 2 hours early. And I do live in CA. Movies are expensive. Like others said though, I don't think it ruined my life, it was just an unlucky occurrence. And yes he did smell lol. And not that it matters, but I'm a girl. And a wimp. ;)

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_lanaaa 0

Who arrives an hour early to see a movie these days?

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collegegrad2009 0

Should have taken a friend to fill the seat next to you. If you need sympathy find a dictionary it is somewhere between shit and syphilis.

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walkjoj 0

pshhhh $11 is normal, in NYC its $12 sometimes $12.50

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Sessee 4

You could have moved, jack ass.

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cdgz 0

should have reported him. duh.

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sLap_fml 0

i hate when people talk during movies. i hope you still got to see some of it!

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anteatereater 0

it's true, ushers won't kick out other moviegoers as they are still customers. however, if you talk it through with customer service, they can probably refund you or give you a gift certificate to come back. but no, they won't bother with you if you did not like the movie :)

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skittlesxmonster 5

ermmm why did u go an hour early? honestly wtf?

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Newo_fml 0

That kinda sucks, but don't worry, the movie sucked ass anyway.

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Julsa 0

Why didn't you just tell him to be quiet, or at least go and tell an employee..they can kick disrespectful people out.

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sarcrl 0

that sucks. i remember i was pretty excited to see X3, and when we got there one of my friends decided to be a douche and ruin the movie for me (stood up and said "professor x dies and magneto loses his powers").

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z0mb13 0

Damn #51 that movie sucked anyway, and I'm sorry dude FYL or F your day. To all of you guys who say, " why'd u get there an hour early?" when you go to a completely awesome movie that everyone wants to see, everyone who goes to an early showing like 12 midnight, there's gonna be a fuckload of ppl there. And btw ppl, going to see an awesome movie at midnight isn't nerdy, gay, or means they have no life. Especially if it's the wolverine move. Btw again, was the movie good, besides the drunk guy?

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