By 21yearoldvirgin - 01/05/2009 09:46 - United States

Today, I paid 11 dollars to see the new Wolverine movie. I arrived an hour early and waited patiently for the movie to start. 3 minutes before it began, a drunk guy stumbled in and took the last empty seat in the theater... next to me. He talked to me the whole movie. FML
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21yearoldvirgin 0

Just to clarify/answer all the questions, I did go with friends, I was on the end of the line of friends. And I was one of the last to show up, people got there 2 hours early. And I do live in CA. Movies are expensive. Like others said though, I don't think it ruined my life, it was just an unlucky occurrence. And yes he did smell lol. And not that it matters, but I'm a girl. And a wimp. ;)

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_lanaaa 0

Who arrives an hour early to see a movie these days?

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collegegrad2009 0

Should have taken a friend to fill the seat next to you. If you need sympathy find a dictionary it is somewhere between shit and syphilis.

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jenhotindacity 0

I would have told him to shut the f**k up. You should have called over an usher or told a manager to kick him out for being disruptive. What an ass. I would have asked him for the $11!

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Silver_Lion 0

the question is, why where you there by yourself?? who sees a movie by themselves?!?!?!?!

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HurriKaty 4

YDI for going to see a crappy movie like Wolverine. Naw, just kidding, FYL.

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Amphysvena 11

YDI for seeing such a bad movie. And no, I'm not kidding. That was a terrible choice.

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kellster 2

And you didn't go report him to an usher because why? It's not like you weren't already missing out...

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Endymion_fml 0

You didn't miss much. It wasn't very good.

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Rht2925 0

it was only eleven dollars??? Mine are 17!

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ZestfulClown 3

Where the **** do you live? Our movies are nine bones a piece in WI

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stripedoctor 3

who waits an hour for a movie to start?

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worstlifevuh 0

Dude, it sounds like you could use the extra friend if you're waiting in line an hour.. personally I'd be able to appreciate something like that in an action movie.

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soozin 0

guys guys, fml isnt just a site for those whose lives are truly fcked. but its also for those who feel like sharing their funny/embarrassing moments. Just let them be. the "fml" at the end is only there because it has to be.

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