Love: Today, I paid $80 to change my cell number because my ex-girlfriend...

By Blackberry - 10/07/2009 19:15 - Canada

Today, I paid $80 to change my cell number because my ex-girlfriend had been stalking me. To inform all of my friends of the change, I sent a mass text message to everyone in my phonebook. Including my ex. FML

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By Jodie - 03/02/2012 12:48 - Australia

Today, I had to change my mobile number because I was getting abuse from a guy, so I sent my new number to all of the people on my contact list. Including him. FML

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By astalkerindeed - 16/05/2013 04:31 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I found out that my cell phone bill was much higher than normal. After investigating, I realized that a text conversation I had with my stalker, telling him multiple times not to contact me anymore, was to an international cell phone. I have to pay to be stalked. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML

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By Emily - 21/09/2012 01:39 - United States - Mission Viejo

Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML

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By DeadBroke - 07/01/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2010 05:43 - United States

Today, I changed my phone number because my old one belonged to a prostitute. My new one belongs to a debtor. FML

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You deserved it 3 023

By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 15:26 - Australia

Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML

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By 1suckatL1fe - 04/05/2009 19:04 - United States

Today, I sent everyone a text on my phone book saying, "Happy Star Wars Day!!! May the Fourth be with you!!" I forgot to uncheck my ex-girlfriend's number. She texted back, "One of the many reasons I broke up with you." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2021 14:02 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found out that the whole time I was rant-texting to my ex's blocked number, he may possibly have been getting all of them, unless he blocked me back. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2009 13:28 - Canada

Today, I got a new cell phone. I was unable to retrieve my old contact list from my old phone, so I sent out a mass email asking my friends to "Give me your contact info, unless you don't want me to text/call you!" No one is responding. FML

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Heartsm3 0

Friday 10 July 2009 23:05

that sucks :( but why did you still have her number anyway?

NewLight8421 0

Friday 10 July 2009 23:04

heh nice, sucks for you though shoulda took her number off your phone FIRST

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tmlgurl 0

Friday 10 July 2009 23:24

No company would make you pay $80 to change your number. In most cases it's free, but otherwise I haven't heard of anything over $5. Simply ridiculous.

hankerson95 8

Sunday 17 June 2012 5:52

Verizon, AT&T, T-Mobile, and Sprint all charge $15. Spring charges if you call and change it. It's free online.

speak_a_da_truth 0

Friday 10 July 2009 23:25

Guess what? EPIC EPIC FAIL on your part. I have people in my phone whose name is "Don't Answer" "**** You" things of that sort. Why would you mass send a text to those people. I have people in my phone I don't even know who they are, you get drunk put it in couple months later you're like who is this? YDI for being an idiot.

Sorrel 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 8:44

Lol, not saying that I don't agree, but saying YDI for being an idiot when you have people in your cell you don't even know because you were drunk? Really? Anyway, OP, YDI for being an idiot.

Squirrellord911 0

Friday 10 July 2009 23:26

I AGREE WITH 8 (the caps were used to make it not seem like I was yeling, but saying in rapid sussession to 8s comment.

24788 6

Friday 10 July 2009 23:31

You need to go into hiding.

Nightfallz 0

Friday 10 July 2009 23:32

must be nice to have girls stalk you. ydi and quit bitching

bexox 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 1:07

Wtf how is that nice? His ex is crazy! Obviously you've never had a stalker or at least a really clingy girl like you because clingers are reeeeealllly annoying! In fact, you're probably a stalker.

crazieeli 0

Friday 10 July 2009 23:33

epic fail. thats all i've got to say.

NewLight8421 0

Friday 10 July 2009 23:36

know what i dont get? why if the first person says first but till makes a comment is always hidden its really stupid.you people who hide our comments even if we talk about the fml just wast 3 seconds of your time. saying first isnt that big a deal. im pretty sure this to i s gonna be hidden. 53rd!

jenkins56 5

Friday 10 July 2009 23:39

Because everyone can already see that you're first. You just make yourself look like a dick by writing 'FIRST!!!' and you deserve to be punished by having your inane comment hidden. Same goes for anyone who replies to the top comment with something completely unrelated to said comment just to get at the top.

NewLight8421 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 4:50

and you make yourself look like a dick by paying attention and caring about that kind of stuff.

Bringiton80 0

Monday 13 July 2009 3:02

Wow, you think THEY care too much? 1- You felt the need to let everyone know that you're first because it means so much to you. 2- You started to bitch because people blocked your comment 3- You followed your bitching comment to reply back (with something exceptionally witty...) Oh, and if YOU hadn't been 'paying attention' you wouldn't have been so goddamn excited about the fact that you were first, or even have noticed that your second comment had been replied to (: