Love: Today, I paid $80 to change my cell number because my ex-girlfriend...

By Blackberry - 10/07/2009 19:15 - Canada

Today, I paid $80 to change my cell number because my ex-girlfriend had been stalking me. To inform all of my friends of the change, I sent a mass text message to everyone in my phonebook. Including my ex. FML

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By Jodie - 03/02/2012 12:48 - Australia

Today, I had to change my mobile number because I was getting abuse from a guy, so I sent my new number to all of the people on my contact list. Including him. FML

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By astalkerindeed - 16/05/2013 04:31 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I found out that my cell phone bill was much higher than normal. After investigating, I realized that a text conversation I had with my stalker, telling him multiple times not to contact me anymore, was to an international cell phone. I have to pay to be stalked. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML

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By Emily - 21/09/2012 01:39 - United States - Mission Viejo

Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML

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By DeadBroke - 07/01/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2010 05:43 - United States

Today, I changed my phone number because my old one belonged to a prostitute. My new one belongs to a debtor. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 15:26 - Australia

Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML

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By 1suckatL1fe - 04/05/2009 19:04 - United States

Today, I sent everyone a text on my phone book saying, "Happy Star Wars Day!!! May the Fourth be with you!!" I forgot to uncheck my ex-girlfriend's number. She texted back, "One of the many reasons I broke up with you." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2021 14:02 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found out that the whole time I was rant-texting to my ex's blocked number, he may possibly have been getting all of them, unless he blocked me back. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2009 13:28 - Canada

Today, I got a new cell phone. I was unable to retrieve my old contact list from my old phone, so I sent out a mass email asking my friends to "Give me your contact info, unless you don't want me to text/call you!" No one is responding. FML

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Heartsm3 0

Friday 10 July 2009 23:05

that sucks :( but why did you still have her number anyway?

NewLight8421 0

Friday 10 July 2009 23:04

heh nice, sucks for you though shoulda took her number off your phone FIRST

Comments

aback 4

Saturday 11 July 2009 3:54

Really. If you were *that* traumatized, you'd have made sure. Sounds like she's just an annoyance, and you like throwing your money away. Dumbass.

ithedarkknight 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 4:15

lmao send her a another text message like you better forget my last text message!!! because i didnt want you to read it... lmfao if that makes any sense

waterynuggets 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 4:57

I love FML troll posts. Besides, $80?????? I paid about $15 for mine. Lolfail.

Newtrier 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 5:00

u r an idiot. block communications dumbass

roguevougette 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 5:08

you could block your communications which does make sense. you could also have just sent a message to her that looked like a mass message that said your number had changed, and not have changed your number which is cheap and pretty effortless.

jw90 18

Saturday 11 July 2009 5:12

Haha! Damn! And it starts over...

Gillypants 3

Saturday 11 July 2009 5:20

this is total bullshit. fake. fake. fake. it doesn't cost anything to have your cell phone number changed in the states... especially if its for harassment reasons. i had my cell phone number changed a few months ago. i called, said, i'd like to change my number, they said, okay, did it, took five minutes. my parents changed their house phone number. took five minutes. NO CHARGE. some people are saying it costs $25 dollars on rogers? that's a canadian company if i'm not mistaken. i guess shit works differently in canada... all i can say to this douche is he better not be american if he wants people to believe this.

giebs22 6

Saturday 11 July 2009 5:21

If she's that annoying, then first delete her number after asking her to stop calling you. If she persists, then why wouldn't you just get a restraining order?

giebs22 6

Saturday 11 July 2009 5:23

it says he's from Canada. Therefore, I'm guessing he's from Canada. Maybe you should refrain from calling people douches before you actually make sure you know as much information as possible.

Gillypants 3

Saturday 11 July 2009 5:33

i really wasn't paying attention, so whoops. but he's still a douche. if he were REALLY concerned with her "stalking" him, there is NO CHANCE he would have "sent her the text by accident". i've been in that situation before, being harassed/"stalked". TRUST me. if she were actually stalking him, there would have been no accident. she probably calls him once every couple of weeks to see how he's doing, and he doesn't have the balls to tell her to **** off. BUT HE'S CANADIAN EH so being passive aggressive is the name of the game. he deserves it.