Love: Today, I paid $80 to change my cell number because my ex-girlfriend...

By Blackberry - 10/07/2009 19:15 - Canada

Today, I paid $80 to change my cell number because my ex-girlfriend had been stalking me. To inform all of my friends of the change, I sent a mass text message to everyone in my phonebook. Including my ex. FML

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By Jodie - 03/02/2012 12:48 - Australia

Today, I had to change my mobile number because I was getting abuse from a guy, so I sent my new number to all of the people on my contact list. Including him. FML

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By astalkerindeed - 16/05/2013 04:31 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I found out that my cell phone bill was much higher than normal. After investigating, I realized that a text conversation I had with my stalker, telling him multiple times not to contact me anymore, was to an international cell phone. I have to pay to be stalked. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML

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By Emily - 21/09/2012 01:39 - United States - Mission Viejo

Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML

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By DeadBroke - 07/01/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2010 05:43 - United States

Today, I changed my phone number because my old one belonged to a prostitute. My new one belongs to a debtor. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 15:26 - Australia

Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML

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By 1suckatL1fe - 04/05/2009 19:04 - United States

Today, I sent everyone a text on my phone book saying, "Happy Star Wars Day!!! May the Fourth be with you!!" I forgot to uncheck my ex-girlfriend's number. She texted back, "One of the many reasons I broke up with you." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2021 14:02 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found out that the whole time I was rant-texting to my ex's blocked number, he may possibly have been getting all of them, unless he blocked me back. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2009 13:28 - Canada

Today, I got a new cell phone. I was unable to retrieve my old contact list from my old phone, so I sent out a mass email asking my friends to "Give me your contact info, unless you don't want me to text/call you!" No one is responding. FML

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Friday 10 July 2009 23:05

that sucks :( but why did you still have her number anyway?

NewLight8421 0

Friday 10 July 2009 23:04

heh nice, sucks for you though shoulda took her number off your phone FIRST

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xoxo9171 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 0:29

suckssss :( sorry

anonacs 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 0:35

it doesn't cost that much to change your number with any carrier.

randomxtremely 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 0:38

y would ur ex b on ur phonebook retard?

chocoLIFE_fml 2

Saturday 11 July 2009 0:43

haha

caneut 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 0:47

YDI, next time try handling it like a man, you got two fists

indian_goddess 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 0:50

can't you get the phone company to block numbers?

sickinlove13 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 0:57

Usually, yeah, but I think it depends on the carrier. I've tried to have a number blocked, but Verizon told me they only block a number for a month which doesn't make sense to me, so I decided against it.

eli_guerra 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 0:50

Yo you got hustled.

sickinlove13 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 0:53

First, why would you put her number in your new phone when you have a new phone number? I can understand keeping it in your old phone so you know not to answer, but you have a new number that she wouldn't have had if you didn't text her. Second, a lot of phone companies will change your number for free if you're being harassed. I have Verizon and they've done it for me. My boyfriend has Sprint and they did it for him. One of my cousins has T-Mobile and they did it for her. You should have asked your company first since it concerns your safety.

lexiBRo 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 3:25

Getting your phone number changed does not require changing the actual phone. So everyone that was in his phonebook when he had the old number would still be in there...