By Lorus - 23/08/2011 07:30 - United States

Today, I passed a kidney stone. This is the third one in two years. I'm only 23. FML
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Joshoa123 16

Slow down on the soda?

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pottsandpans 0

if you get them that young then you'll have them a lot in life...nothing you can really do

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hyden121 2

Change your lifestyle. Workout more, better diet, and reduce stress...

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tuckerharbaugh 0

workout more? I think you said that to make people look at your profile pic.

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Rene_North 1

Try the detox diet. It is a diet where you do not eat any salts, trans fats, dairy products, and other things. Try this for three months to clean out your body of a lot and you will lose some considerable weight. When your piss is clear and does not smell is a sign that your kidneys are clean. Also your ***** would come out smoother.

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leadman1989 15

Who said op was over weight? Why are you making baseless assumptions?

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TheRealEllieSan 9

No one said op was overweight, it was a suggestion to help prevent kidney stones.

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jaybirdrampage 0

Not fun pissing them out.. I had that happen , so I know the feeling .. I had them when I was 30 , lower the sodium , drink lots of water with a lemon wedge

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skinthesnakes 6

you're 30 and have a profile pic like that, bravo.

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oops_im_fucked 8

Lemon wedge... Classeyyyy

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oops_im_fucked 8

Lemon wedge... Classeyyyy

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oops_im_fucked 8

I'm sorry idk why it posted this twice.

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abastard 3

I got one when i was 16. But that is personal. You need to eat more carefully , reduce your stress and DRINK WATER. Since i got 3 stones in BOTH my ******* kidneys, i drink water, at least 2 liter per day. Since then, i have no kidney stones.

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EmJoann 0

Be glad u don't have to pass at least 3 year and I'm only 20 been doing it for half my life. Remember it can always be worse

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bilboatthehpac 0

Age has nothing to do with it. Diet is everything. I've had them, multiple times. I added more water and juices to my diet and they haven't come back.

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Iheartfunny 1

I honestly have no funny comments for this. Sorry sbout your problem OP

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orchadork4 7

I had them when I was 14. The doctor prescribed me calcium supplements, and then a month later, still taking them, I was alone in the house and it felt like I was delivering a baby! it hurt so bad!

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BoredomCentral 8

On your profile it says you're "13 3/4". Just pointing it out :)

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orchadork4 7

it's my cousins old one. she let's me use it.

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loserman67 35

Hydrate, hyrdate, hydrate and beer does not count. Lots of water and Cranberry juice too! And maybe jerk-off a little less

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