Health: Today, I passed a kidney stone. This is the third one in two... - FML

By Lorus - 23/08/2011 07:30 - United States

Today, I passed a kidney stone. This is the third one in two years. I'm only 23. FML

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By kidneystoner - 14/10/2009 04:37 - United States

Today, I passed my kidney stone. After thirteen hours of pain free joy, another one appeared. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2023 00:00

Today, I ended up in the hospital for the fourth time since beginning of January due to kidney stones. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 00:22 - United States

Today, I was at my doctor's office. I thought I had a kidney stone. Turns out I'm pregnant and I have a kidney stone. FML

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By bjevilcat2 - 18/10/2010 18:02 - United States

Today, my doctor confirmed that the extreme pain I've been experiencing is due to a kidney stone. My friend decided this was the time to tell me that passing a kidney stone is the male equivalent of child birth. Hello even more pain. FML

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By Jim - 31/07/2019 04:00 - United States

Today, I went to the hospital for wrenching pains in my abdomen. It turns out I have the largest "non removable" kidney stone my doctor has ever seen. It's the size of a fucking walnut. I have to pass the thing. FML

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By AndI'veHadChildren - 10/10/2017 17:15 - United States

Today, I was passing a kidney stone. I had to go to the ER but had no one to take me, so I drove myself. They made me wait 3 hours because it was suspicious that someone in "so much pain" could drive. It was the largest stone that doctor had seen in his career. FML

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By BadKneeBackAndSinuses - 23/09/2018 15:30

Today, I found out I have to have an operation. This will be the third in 3 years, all for completely unrelated reasons. I'm only 26 and apparently my body is already falling apart at the seams. FML

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By fiddlercrab - 10/11/2022 22:00

Today, I had the pleasure of having a kidney stones removal procedure where they hammer your kidneys to break up the stones. Afterwards, the doctor called my wife over the intercom to come to back to the waiting room. She freaks out, runs back, and the doctor says, “I just wanted to show this stone. Cool huh?" FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2021 14:01

Today, I had a whole month off before I started my new job. On day six, I had to go to the ER because of a kidney stone and had to get a ureteral stent. In two weeks they will remove the stone, then another week until they remove the stent. I will be recovered just in time for my first day of work. FML

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By qwaynick - 21/12/2010 09:25

Today, my wife got her second kidney stone in a month. I gave her some pills to help with the pain. An hour later she started hallucinating, pulled down her pants and tried to pee on our couch. FML

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Joshoa123 16

Tuesday 23 August 2011 15:52

Slow down on the soda?

h0ward076 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 15:52

guess it's time ro start drinking water

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dinosaurRAWR3 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 19:05

How does that even happen?!

jessybooher 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 19:15

I've passed two kidney stones and I'm 19

astonmartin007 4

Tuesday 23 August 2011 19:16

When you do get it out does it still hurt or are you so relieved that it feels amazing?

dirtroadboy 7

Tuesday 23 August 2011 19:19

not trying to one up you because i know they suck.. but i had my first when i was 13. im 18 now. i had to go get one laser busted just a month ago and passed 3 from it.

Multiwhore 7

Tuesday 23 August 2011 19:24

I passed one last year, your life definitely sucks.

bitchimawesome 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 19:25

that don't mean anything I'm only 12 and I have a kidney stone

MYOB1997 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 19:32

Ouch! Sorry Dude

StuuPididiot 4

Tuesday 23 August 2011 19:44

64 oz of water daily will help

mckayla2luv 4

Tuesday 23 August 2011 19:46

I have had 6 and im only 14

arcriss1 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 19:53

Um this is nothing...I have passed probably 20 in the past 2 years! 9 of which while I was pregnant and I'm only 22. I wish I had only passed 3 life would be much better for me then.

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Today, wanting to break up with my boyfriend, I invited him to dinner with my parents. I was sure they'd hate him, which would give me the excuse I needed. They ended up loving him, and now they won't stop mentioning marriage. FML

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