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By yeyt209 - 10/06/2012 07:46 - United States - Bismarck

Today, I passed out in my car in a McDonald's parking lot. I got woken up by a cop. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 01:09 - United States

Today, I decided I'd take a nap in my car because I got to work very early. As I was waking up from my nap, I saw a cop looking right at me. Turns out, a lady who'd parked her car right next to mine after I was asleep had called the cops on me because she thought I was dead. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2010 02:43 - United States

Today, I felt really depressed so I decided to go to McDonald's, get a sundae and cheer myself up. I got pulled over by the cops on the way, and was given a ticket for an expired registration. McDonald's was closed. FML

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By pantless - 23/10/2016 09:31 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I went to a McDonald's drive-thru in just a shirt and underwear, thinking I wouldn't be seeing anyone. I got into a car crash. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2018 01:30

Today, a kid pulled down my shorts while I was ordering at McDonald's. In my haste to pull them back up, I hit my head on the counter and was knocked out cold. I woke up on the floor, my shorts still around my knees, in a puddle of my own urine. I had peed myself while unconscious. FML

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By FUCKKKS - 03/03/2013 17:37 - United States

Today, after a long work shift, I was so tired that I took a nap in my car to avoid driving half-asleep. When I awoke, there was a huge truck in front of me. I thought I'd fallen asleep while driving and was about to die. I only realized it was stationary after I pissed myself. FML

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By whyme - 02/09/2016 04:33 - United States

Today, my friend and I were eating in my car in a McDonald's parking lot, when an angry, drunk man stumbled out of the restaurant and into his car. He then hit the McDonald's wall, turned around and sped straight into my car. I only bought it a week ago. FML

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By stardustveins - 24/09/2015 01:14 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML

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By idiot - 09/07/2012 21:26 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my car waiting my shift to start. I must've fallen asleep because I woke up to a call from my boss firing me. I was in the parking lot. FML

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By mazey93 - 09/12/2016 19:14 - United Kingdom - Newport

Today, I passed out on the way to work. Some lucky passerby took this as an opportunity to help themself to my purse. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I took a quick nap in my car during my lunch break. I'd set an alarm but forgot to turn my car off, having switched the AC on due to the blistering heat. The cool air lulled me to sleep. When I woke up, my boss was knocking on my window. Apparently, I'd knocked the car into neutral and it had rolled into his parking spot. FML

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loserman67 35

Sunday 10 June 2012 16:54

Well, that's what you get for either: A: Being drunk or B: Eating that crap. Could have been worse, you could have been woken up by a clown.

allard 14

Sunday 10 June 2012 16:57

Did he buy you a McWakeTheFuckUp?

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kzxvazure 0

Sunday 10 June 2012 17:05

Why did you pass out?

Blueglasscup 18

Sunday 10 June 2012 17:05

Bad cop. No donut.

tony1891 22

Sunday 10 June 2012 17:05

and you wonder what they put in their burgers.

EyesofStone 27

Sunday 10 June 2012 17:06

Hey, getting woken up by a cop is better than getting woken up by a rapist or a mugger.

insanexnh 13

Sunday 10 June 2012 17:07

Lots of people fall asleep in parking lots. It's just that they have to check in case you're drunk or dead. If you weren't drunk, you should be good to go.=]

twizzy2011 5

Sunday 10 June 2012 17:09

Oh you're the one we called the cops on?! Lol jk i work at McDonald's but in Kentucky.

aceofspades80 4

Sunday 10 June 2012 20:25

Where at? I live near La Grange, KY lol

ooyt453 1

Sunday 10 June 2012 17:10

Well think of it this way ... At least you wern't run over by a cop

OttersIsAwesome 8

Sunday 10 June 2012 22:37

Please explain how you can get run over by a cop car when currently inside a car.

ilovetolaugh21 4

Sunday 10 June 2012 17:15

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kzxvazure 0

Sunday 10 June 2012 17:19

lol she meant *at a McDonald's

Snafuusmc 12

Sunday 10 June 2012 17:25

And then you drove home and finished your sleep. Right?

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