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By yeyt209 - 10/06/2012 07:46 - United States - Bismarck

Today, I passed out in my car in a McDonald's parking lot. I got woken up by a cop. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 01:09 - United States

Today, I decided I'd take a nap in my car because I got to work very early. As I was waking up from my nap, I saw a cop looking right at me. Turns out, a lady who'd parked her car right next to mine after I was asleep had called the cops on me because she thought I was dead. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2010 02:43 - United States

Today, I felt really depressed so I decided to go to McDonald's, get a sundae and cheer myself up. I got pulled over by the cops on the way, and was given a ticket for an expired registration. McDonald's was closed. FML

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By pantless - 23/10/2016 09:31 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I went to a McDonald's drive-thru in just a shirt and underwear, thinking I wouldn't be seeing anyone. I got into a car crash. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2018 01:30

Today, a kid pulled down my shorts while I was ordering at McDonald's. In my haste to pull them back up, I hit my head on the counter and was knocked out cold. I woke up on the floor, my shorts still around my knees, in a puddle of my own urine. I had peed myself while unconscious. FML

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By FUCKKKS - 03/03/2013 17:37 - United States

Today, after a long work shift, I was so tired that I took a nap in my car to avoid driving half-asleep. When I awoke, there was a huge truck in front of me. I thought I'd fallen asleep while driving and was about to die. I only realized it was stationary after I pissed myself. FML

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Hit and run

By whyme - 02/09/2016 04:33 - United States

Today, my friend and I were eating in my car in a McDonald's parking lot, when an angry, drunk man stumbled out of the restaurant and into his car. He then hit the McDonald's wall, turned around and sped straight into my car. I only bought it a week ago. FML

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By stardustveins - 24/09/2015 01:14 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML

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By idiot - 09/07/2012 21:26 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my car waiting my shift to start. I must've fallen asleep because I woke up to a call from my boss firing me. I was in the parking lot. FML

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By mazey93 - 09/12/2016 19:14 - United Kingdom - Newport

Today, I passed out on the way to work. Some lucky passerby took this as an opportunity to help themself to my purse. FML

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Wakey wakey

By Anonymous - 28/08/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I took a quick nap in my car during my lunch break. I'd set an alarm but forgot to turn my car off, having switched the AC on due to the blistering heat. The cool air lulled me to sleep. When I woke up, my boss was knocking on my window. Apparently, I'd knocked the car into neutral and it had rolled into his parking spot. FML

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loserman67 35

Sunday 10 June 2012 16:54

Well, that's what you get for either: A: Being drunk or B: Eating that crap. Could have been worse, you could have been woken up by a clown.

allard 14

Sunday 10 June 2012 16:57

Did he buy you a McWakeTheFuckUp?

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momo1972 3

Monday 11 June 2012 0:07

Must have been a donut shop in the same center, curious....why is that an FML?

Il_Maestro 6

Monday 11 June 2012 0:49

I didn't know dogs could blush. Learn something new everyday!

MsKittyKatWeber 10

Monday 11 June 2012 1:19

Lamest FML, ever.

CoconutOil 7

Monday 11 June 2012 3:20

I'm lovin' it.

jadamsclassic 5

Monday 11 June 2012 6:00

at least you weren't driving when you passed out...

quandtu 3

Monday 11 June 2012 14:36

I hate being woken up by cops.

cnorris31 2

Monday 11 June 2012 16:58

Thats alright just get a happy meal afterward.

noisebox 1

Monday 11 June 2012 21:00

Did he try to steal your big Mac or give you a big wack?

ItsTaylorGang 0

Monday 11 June 2012 23:11

Maybe if you were drunk or blitzed out of your mind it would've been bad. But this, who cares?

ma1_eatley 2

Tuesday 12 June 2012 0:14

The McDonalds people probably called it in as a suspicious person or somebody thought he might be ill and requested a welfare check. He wouldn't get a DUI. Car was in a parking lot not a public roadway. I'm betting he was drunk. PI at worst. I've been the cop knocking on the window on numerous occasions.

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