By OhHeySlogan - 06/11/2011 18:24 - United States

Today, I picked up a broken piece of seemingly velvety cactus to show my mom. I now have a million microscopic, painful splinters in my fingers. FML
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OhHeySlogan 4

I'm the OP. That's what I did and it worked. Haha I'm still finding a few stragglers though.

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AngryBeaver32 8

Put a thick layer of glue on your fingers and let it dry completely. After it's good and dry, peel the glue off and it should pull at least some of the splinters out. Also, call your doctor if your erection lasts longer than 4 hours.

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RuCheezBurger 10

Have you tried the same thing with Poison Ivy?

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HideouslyHuman 10

I have.I thought it was a cactus,infact,and was going to bring it to my grandma who had a cactus garden... True story.

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EvilCupcake8361 9

hooray !! I'm going to go ride a killer whale in happiness with this new information!:D

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KiddNYC1O 20

96- One question: Have you played it?

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leadman1989 15

132. That truely goes to shoe beauty is in the eye of the beholder because I have BF3 and I still enjoy play black ops a lot more. If you get put on a shitty team you're screwed! And the majority of the time that's what you gwt a bunch of douches running around and just dicking off. Flying is nearly impossible and yes I have tried other settings. Sometimes simplicity is better just hop on start killing people actually have fun doing it not having to worry about what all the other slackasses are doing, BUT being even more awesome if you all CHOSE to work together.

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leadman1989 15

"Microscopic"? Really? STOP EXAGGERATING!!!

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deadman93 7

i agree...though those little bastards can be small as shit..

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leadman1989 15

I just hope op has learned an important lesson. Things are not always as they appear to be.

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AngryBeaver32 8

Put a thick layer of glue on your fingers and let it dry completely. After it's good and dry, peel the glue off and it should pull at least some of the splinters out. Also, call your doctor if your erection lasts longer than 4 hours.

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OhHeySlogan 4

I'm the OP. That's what I did and it worked. Haha I'm still finding a few stragglers though.

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SirSquishyPants 1

I was gonna suggest the hair wax stuff girls use.

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kitcat1313 0

Oh.. Then I should've called the doctor a WHILE ago... Damn Viagra :/

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rcbarnes 24

I wish my mom'd had that idea when I was little and experienced the same thing.

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FrankieDoesIt 0

Not a very sharp thing to do.

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stevenJB 25

I just grab some duct tape and rip them out. Either that or i just put up with the pain for A few days...don't go to the doctors all they'll say is they'll work themselves out of you...**** that instill have a splinter that My skin healed over 2years ago, it's still in there!

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natashax21 5

The last time I checked, nature doesn't make cacti velvety.

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FYLDeep 25

Velvety cactus? You should have noticed something was wrong when you paired those two words together.

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Justforlolz 14

2- No... just no. There was no pun in that comment. It blows.

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spencerstoaker 7

"Velvety" cactus or not, the op should have known better..

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