By OhHeySlogan - 06/11/2011 18:24 - United States

Today, I picked up a broken piece of seemingly velvety cactus to show my mom. I now have a million microscopic, painful splinters in my fingers. FML
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I'm the OP. That's what I did and it worked. Haha I'm still finding a few stragglers though.

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AngryBeaver32 8

Put a thick layer of glue on your fingers and let it dry completely. After it's good and dry, peel the glue off and it should pull at least some of the splinters out. Also, call your doctor if your erection lasts longer than 4 hours.

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ohmylanta22 5

I actually lol'd at this comment *slow claps*

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skizza_fml 3

Why would he get an erection from a cactus?? Not trolling I just don't see how that works

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Person1233 12

I'll show you how if you step into my van...

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deviable 9

I'm guessing some cacti have toxins on their spines which might have erections as a side effect.

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bizarre_ftw 21

Do it! 91 seems legit. :)

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perdix 29

Velvety Cactus? That's my **** name!!! I guess I can now add: "Feels like a million pricks," to my tag line. I'll omit the microscopic part ;)

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bizarre_ftw 21

Add stiff in place of microscopic

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cj7jeep 1

Thank you, captain obvious :P

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EG14_fml 8

I learned that the hard way as well. You arent alone

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MarioDragon 14

Don't move to the desert. If you do live there, leave immediately.

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dylan7277 0

you have to piss on your hands theyll fall out. this has happened to me twice

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