Miscellaneous: Today, I picked up my car from the repair shop, drove two miles,...

By 303 - 05/07/2012 20:24 - United States - Houston

Today, I picked up my car from the repair shop, drove two miles, and ran out of gas. I then walked to get gas, put a gallon of gas in the car, and tried to start it. The battery was too weak to start the car, and died on the spot. FML

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By Shawn Kotris - 25/04/2021 21:30

Today, after my car died a mile from my house, I huffed, puffed and pushed it back to my house off the street, so I wouldn't get a ticket overnight. After getting it towed to the shop in the morning, I got a call telling me they put gas in it for me and it starts up fine now. FML

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By Dumbass Dude - 24/05/2019 14:10

Today, I pulled into a parking lot, for the car to simply shut off because I ran out of gas. Then I couldn't get the key out of the ignition, so I called my dad, who walked all the way to where I was, only to find out that the car was still in drive. FML

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By stranded - 27/09/2010 05:56 - United States

Today, my friend's van ran out of gas on an expressway off-ramp. After pushing it to the shoulder, we walked to a gas station and got a can of gas. We got back to the van to find that the battery had died from leaving on the lights and hazards to avoid an accident. FML

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Piece of shit car

By Anonymous - 15/08/2019 16:04

Today, I went to Auto Zone because my car was having trouble starting, and I thought it was the battery. The guy checked it with their reader, and confirmed it was dying. Right after he put the battery in, my starter died. I had to get my car towed to the shop. FML

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By j - 26/07/2011 02:03 - Canada

Today, I ran out of gas while driving, and had to call a tow truck. I drive a tow truck. FML

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By oooooopss - 01/04/2012 06:44 - United States - Portland

Today, I got into my car and it wouldn't start. I noticed I had left the lights on and assumed the battery was dead. Then, I couldn't get my key out of the ignition. So, I called AAA only to have the guy put my car in park and start the engine. FML

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By Fuck you, Tesla. - 21/09/2021 14:00

Today, my car ran out of battery. I'm writing this from the middle of the road. FML

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By JerseyGirl - 04/09/2009 16:52 - United States

Today, I went out to my car to run some errands. It wouldn't start. I called AAA, only to find out my battery wasn't dead, it was stolen. FML

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By bummer - 25/11/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, I went to drive my mom's car for a change. It wouldn't start, so I open the hood. Someone had stolen the battery. I go to start my own car so I can drive to the police station to report the theft, and discover someone siphoned off my gas. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2011 09:44 - New Zealand

Today, I walked ten miles to pick up my car from the towing station. Turns out there was enough change for the parking meter in the glovebox after all. FML

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FatelBlade 8

Friday 6 July 2012 0:59

Times like this make me glad AAA exists.

everydayFML2121 5

Friday 6 July 2012 1:13

Perhaps an investment in jumper cables would be more ideal.

Comments

Sevenfoldist6661 2

Friday 6 July 2012 6:47

42, their jingle should be "Like a good neighbor, State Farm will you on hold!"

Lionesse 15

Friday 6 July 2012 8:49

Lol :P That's true! They do put you on hold. I'll have more luck trying to figure out how to fix my car than to wait on State Farm

lowie89 7

Friday 6 July 2012 17:30

I hope you called the repair shop and told them what happened so they can come get you and tow your car.

deedel09 3

Friday 6 July 2012 21:23

I am so sorry you had to go through that that is horrible

ImInABox 6

Friday 6 July 2012 21:58

With my car, I have to have at least 2 gallons of gas in my car for it to start after completely running out. Might not be the battery.

kayomi 1

Saturday 7 July 2012 6:49

You might want to see what the repair shop did to your car

nukeacat 9

Saturday 7 July 2012 7:14

Texas and Oklahoma: the two hottest states ever! 115 degrees fahrenheit!

keyshwantembo 0

Saturday 7 July 2012 8:17

At least your tranny didn't fall out the bottom of your car on the highway

pancakes_O_O 3

Monday 9 July 2012 5:25

Sue that damn auto-repair shop!

imlifeless2 25

Monday 9 July 2012 21:55

What, did they take your car for a joy-ride? Because as far as I know, you probably didn't leave your car at the repair shop with only 2 miles-worth of gas.