By Rae - 30/07/2009 13:56 - United States

Today, I picked up my daughter from the day care but before we left, the babysitter needed to have a talk with me. To fill you in, I got a brand new prius yesterday. Apparently my daughter told eveyone that her mommy got a new penis. FML
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BLNovelist 0

Gotta love children's pronunciations. :o

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iKaite 0

Better then her singing 'Pappas got a brand new VAG.' Instead of Bag, like what my little cousin did.

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Munkee 6

This seems more likely as a typing error than a mispronunciation, since vag and bag sound nothing alike if you say it out loud, assuming the 'vag' your talking about is short for ****** then it would sound like it ends in a J, not G, unlike bag. I usually hate it when people get all technical like this but I don't buy your story. xD

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iKaite 0

Its a song, my uncle was singing, go google it then get back to me and call me a liar, mmmkay?

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Munkee 6

Ah, I see. Sorry I don't Google everything I see on FML, it just kind of bothered me.

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adelaide_evening 0

Why is it any of the babysitters business even if you did get a sex change?

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fearinabottle 0

lol i think its cute. one time when i was little i told everyone i saw in kmart that my daddy had a penis. which was true but he was really embarassed

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plexico 3

I drive a 2005 Prius. Great car! You have to master the Pulse and Glide technique for two reasons: 1) You can get more that 100 mpg when you drive that way and, 2) Your daughter can go around saying, "My mom can pulse and glide her new penis!" We'll be waiting for that FML.

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shamille 5

wow. you better be glad she didn't say that to your husband/boyfriend (if you have one)

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aback 4

Did she happen to tell everybody what you did with the old one?

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rawrchimichangas 0

i don't see how it sucks to have a pruis... incase you didn't know, they are actually good for the earth (not that any car is good for the earth, but they're better for it)... just cause they don't go 200 km/hour doesn't mean it's not a bad car. anyways, fyl. kids will be kids though.

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Brooklynxman 0

Yes it does. H1 Hummer 4eva. My cousin owns a Prius. They're........okay. But when you hear one go by on the highway........gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggaaaay. And when it idles.....homohomohomohomohomohomo. (Jeff Dunham love)

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ZaneAnTy 0

this coming from a person with a Justin beiber picture. FYL for that

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phiyama 0

good for the earth? the amount of pollution created by making the car in the factories is waayyy higher than say a prius. if you want to be "green" while driving, get a clean diesel... you won't regret it.

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phiyama 0

good for the earth? the amount of pollution created by making the car in the factories is waayyy higher than say a prius. if you want to be "green" while driving, get a clean diesel... you won't regret it.

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KestrelGirl 15

Comment is funny, profile pic is retarded.

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synchroskater16 12

I have a Prius and usually IM the one running people down on the road.

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Thoureau 0

Janie's got a gun! :)

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