Kids: Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was...

By blah blah daddy - 02/10/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML

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By Nick - 20/07/2013 19:37 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was babysitting a little boy for the first time. He kept using all sorts of profanity toward me the whole evening, so I told his mom when she picked him up. She just grunted and muttered, "Fucking cunt-ass snitch." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2016 23:04 - United States - Atlanta

Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2012 19:30 - Sweden - G?teborg

Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML

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By John W. - 12/10/2011 12:37 - United States

Today, I was driving my eight year-old son to school when a guy cut me off, prompting me to yell "douche bag" as a reflex out of the window. Realizing my mistake, I turned to my son and told him to never, ever talk like that. His response was, "Too late, douche bag." FML

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By lerouxmaster - 22/12/2010 11:43

Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2014 21:57 - United States - Dewitt

Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML

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By milf - 06/08/2012 01:10 - United States - Muncie

Today, I was changing my son's diaper when he said "Momma." Astonished that he'd finally spoken, I clapped and smiled proudly. My clap scared the crap out of him. Literally. FML

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By jessi - 02/12/2011 13:22 - United States

Today, I told my son he couldn't have a toy. He threw a fit, looked me in the eye, and screamed, "Daddy's right! You are a bitch!" The whole store was watching. FML

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By Viciousvixen_21 - 02/04/2011 07:35 - United States

Today, I asked my 2 year old son to clean up his toys. When I bent down to give him a good job kiss afterwards, he punched me in the nose. FML

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By notyouagain - 03/10/2010 07:40 - Australia

Today, I went over to my friend's house. Her 5 year old son answered the door and when he saw me said, 'oh great, it's YOU' and slammed the door in my face. FML

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Sunday 3 October 2010 1:41

Smack that child!!

The_Earth 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 1:47

something similar to this happened with my son, Pluto, he cursed at me. so i brought him so far away from our home for doing such things and hitting my wife, his mom. why do you think he's so cold and far away and has been downgraded by humans?

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Masenko7 12

Sunday 3 October 2010 1:47

ownd big time

singaman96 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 1:47

owch..... that burns!!!!!! but seriously. take him aside and talk to him, or ground him if you need to... my sister wrote **** on a piece of paper, and she got helll.... it worked, though. so. FYL

The_Earth 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 1:47

mr_mccarthy 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 1:56

LOL

denvan 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 2:38

lol wow earth that was harsh

ruby84 1

Sunday 3 October 2010 3:08

hahahahhahaa I love you

Icyyy 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 5:26

Lmfao. xD

Icyyy 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 5:28

._. I just saw my comment and thought 'that bitch stole my profile pic'. And then saw my username. FML

Just_Me_143 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 11:05

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osirisfrost 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 11:11

you named your son Pluto? are you retarded?

osirisfrost 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 11:12

sorry drunk. nvm

VivaLaCobra22 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 17:26

wait...I thought you were MOTHER Earth!

HahaHokayThen 10

Sunday 3 October 2010 18:20

hahaha! (:

TiffanyBlews27 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 1:48

Well, just tell him that it's unaccetable, and explain that the word is a "bad word" that he shouldn't say. Worked for me (until I hit middle school), and it works for my little brother. It's not much of a problem. :)