Miscellaneous: Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He...

By deewe - 13/05/2012 06:06 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 00:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML

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By Carrie - 03/03/2010 13:21 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a guy I met online. After 30 minutes, he abruptly stands up and says he has to leave. He practically ran out of Starbucks to get away from me. FML

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By Datingdisaster - 17/08/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2019 02:00

Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2023 02:00

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. I arrived early and waited for him for over an hour. When he finally showed up, he was wearing the exact same outfit as me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2024 06:00 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I had a date with someone I met online. We agreed to meet at a nice restaurant. I got there early, ordered a drink, and waited. And waited. An hour later, I texted to ask where he was. His response? "I’ve been watching you from my car for the last hour. Decided you’re not my type." FML

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By workinggirl - 07/03/2010 17:38 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I met at a masquerade. The moment he saw me without my mask on, he left the date. FML

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By kingpig - 02/02/2012 18:00 - Sweden

Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML

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By Kait - 19/06/2019 08:07 - Canada - Newmarket

Today, I went on a Tinder date. Sort of. I got ready and went to the bar he'd chosen. I waited 15 minutes for him to show. We exchanged ”Hellos,” then he said he was going to grab a drink and walked off. He didn’t come back. Damn, was it the way I said, “Hello”? FML

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By sayno - 12/11/2010 11:06 - Switzerland

Today, I went to a coffee shop to meet an online date. I couldn't spot him, so he eventually came up and introduced himself. It seems his on-line picture must have been taken before I was born. I spluttered "This isn't going to work," and promptly scuttled out. FML

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Happy_101 10

Sunday 13 May 2012 12:19

OMG! What a jerk. FYL OP.

jerseyboy732 16

Sunday 13 May 2012 12:28

it's happened a bunch of times before

Comments

gooberz69 0

Monday 14 May 2012 1:03

Sounds like you photoshopped your pictures lol

FatTony2010 4

Monday 14 May 2012 2:51

Lol

snafu63 0

Monday 14 May 2012 3:03

Here's a free bit of advice, when going out with a guy you met online drive yourself and meet in a neutral place. How stupid do you have to be to tell a guy you just met where you live? You're lucky he didn't murder you.

mattorama 15

Monday 14 May 2012 9:50

Seriously, OP might as well just post her address on here.

danivolley64 10

Monday 14 May 2012 4:00

Wtf? That guy has issues

lol32360 0

Monday 14 May 2012 5:30

ouch

Synistiel 14

Monday 14 May 2012 5:31

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why you don't find dates online.

bvxf 2

Monday 14 May 2012 6:46

Probably cos your ugly

BloodFaerie 21

Monday 14 May 2012 8:01

Reminds me of this guy that I was supposed to hook up with to hang out or whatever, and he came over and was only there for a couple minutes before he said he forgot his phone in his car. I waited and waited then looked out the window to see his car was gone.....

rileymonaghan94 0

Monday 14 May 2012 9:06

Maybe he never came..

Groucho_fml 5

Monday 14 May 2012 10:36

:( Aw I'm sorry, OP. I hope you called some friends and went out on the town. No sense getting dolled up for nothing :) and you never know..maybe you'd meet a nice guy that night who wouldn't be a total ass and ditch you :)