Miscellaneous: Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He...

By deewe - 13/05/2012 06:06 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 00:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML

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By Carrie - 03/03/2010 13:21 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a guy I met online. After 30 minutes, he abruptly stands up and says he has to leave. He practically ran out of Starbucks to get away from me. FML

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By Datingdisaster - 17/08/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2019 02:00

Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2023 02:00

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. I arrived early and waited for him for over an hour. When he finally showed up, he was wearing the exact same outfit as me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2024 06:00 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I had a date with someone I met online. We agreed to meet at a nice restaurant. I got there early, ordered a drink, and waited. And waited. An hour later, I texted to ask where he was. His response? "I’ve been watching you from my car for the last hour. Decided you’re not my type." FML

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By workinggirl - 07/03/2010 17:38 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I met at a masquerade. The moment he saw me without my mask on, he left the date. FML

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By kingpig - 02/02/2012 18:00 - Sweden

Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML

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Hello?

By Kait - 19/06/2019 08:07 - Canada - Newmarket

Today, I went on a Tinder date. Sort of. I got ready and went to the bar he'd chosen. I waited 15 minutes for him to show. We exchanged ”Hellos,” then he said he was going to grab a drink and walked off. He didn’t come back. Damn, was it the way I said, “Hello”? FML

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By sayno - 12/11/2010 11:06 - Switzerland

Today, I went to a coffee shop to meet an online date. I couldn't spot him, so he eventually came up and introduced himself. It seems his on-line picture must have been taken before I was born. I spluttered "This isn't going to work," and promptly scuttled out. FML

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Happy_101 10

Sunday 13 May 2012 12:19

OMG! What a jerk. FYL OP.

jerseyboy732 16

Sunday 13 May 2012 12:28

it's happened a bunch of times before

Comments

greenmen 12

Monday 14 May 2012 10:54

Sorry for you! I seen more ugly ones in hong kong but I still pay for the dinner

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Monday 14 May 2012 17:10

it's better to find that out upfront

drarmstrong 8

Monday 14 May 2012 17:47

Bb. X

RubySlippers84 11

Tuesday 15 May 2012 6:23

happened to me once also, I stopped home, ran in, came back out and he was gone, lol, no big loss

ArmyScoutSniper 4

Tuesday 15 May 2012 9:25

Go to the gym!

purpleisbloo 13

Tuesday 15 May 2012 9:50

what a shallow jerk. better luck next time :)

sgonza 4

Wednesday 16 May 2012 19:09

You deserve better

xllTriEdgellx 4

Friday 18 May 2012 5:10

Well maybe u shouldn't be so ugly. Lol

shaddol3lade 7

Saturday 26 May 2012 20:54

Cure for this: don't meet men online.

sammyjo06 14

Wednesday 5 February 2014 1:06

I know, right? Because no man met in person has ever behaved like this before. There are only jerks online, and they are all waiting to rape and/or kill you, and no one you meet offline would ever do such a thing!