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By PJ. - 05/01/2010 14:06 - United States

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Today, I planted a bit of a condom wrapper in my bed so my housekeeper would think I have a love life. FML
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moronslayer 0

if you're rich enough for a house keeper you're rich enough for a prostitute

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CallMeHush 0

Why are you trying to impress the housekeeper? She isn't going to give you any play. What did you do with the rest of it? Swallow?

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spermdump 0

i'm sure your housekeeper was more comfortable making your bed when she thought you didn't have a sex life.

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z3r0nline 0

wtf thats the most ****** up life ever seriously

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ddawg468 0

your housekeeper must be quite sexy then I'm guessing u want some from her?

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Darraghscoot 0

how sad stop feeling sorry for your self! go ou and at least try jesus

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TheMichaelIsFres 0

once again Ima 15 year old freshman and I get that pantie pie all the time

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AlaskaRaven 0

HEY! LOOK WHAT I FOUND AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE!!! hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! "Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful." like anyone here read that. If we can't make fun of ppl, what's the point of commenting? On the other hand, get a Myspace pg, I know some nice females that would correspond and possibly lead to something in the long-run. NOT hooker ppl either....

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corme_fml 0

I usually hate people that say this but really... how is this an FML? You totally deserved.... putting a condom in your bed....?

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nkklllll 4

Okay, everyone is making a big deal about a condom wrapper, he never said the actual condom, does no one else realize this, its just like picking up paper, or foil, or plastic twinkies wrappers. There's nothing disgusting about picking up a wrapper. Now if it was a used condom then there would be a problem.

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ditdotditdot 0

wow did the OP think others were going to give sympathy because you pretend to get laid. you're pathetic. go do something about it instead posting about your petty excuses of a man.

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