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By PJ. - 05/01/2010 14:06 - United States

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Today, I planted a bit of a condom wrapper in my bed so my housekeeper would think I have a love life. FML
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moronslayer 0

if you're rich enough for a house keeper you're rich enough for a prostitute

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CallMeHush 0

Why are you trying to impress the housekeeper? She isn't going to give you any play. What did you do with the rest of it? Swallow?

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laurr_rawrs 0

you deserve it for being an idiot who cares too much about what people think. unless your house keeper is a ******* sexy beast & you want to get her into bed. but probs not.

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_sourpatchkid 0

the worst part is that the housekeeper could probably tell by your sheets that you weren't getting any. She probably now thinks you buy condoms just so you can jerk off into them

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heartagram_in_ro 0

YDI for being too lazy to clean your own house possibly meaning you're too lazy to go out and try to have a love life.

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Veronica7852 0

WOW THATS PATHETIC . just go get some 4 real ..I'm sure the housekeeper don't wanna pick up condom rappers used or not.(gross)

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ArcadeFeaverdog 0

Thats just wow. I mean c'mon! Not getting any is one thing which can be lived with but to place a condom in your bed for your cleaner. That's just nasty!

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carloskillahoe1 0

way a hoe dat wat I think

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jayjay284 0

wow.that could be the most pathetic thing i've ever heard...

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Fminetoo 0

MERCYFML, you by far have some of the best fricken comments on this site.

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