By Money-money-money - 14/12/2012 02:25 - France

Today, I played a game of Monopoly with my friends. Since I'm of Greek origin, they thought it would be funny to make me start with a €100,000 debt. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 531
You deserved it 5 613

Same thing different taste

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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Are they American? If so, start them off with a 16 trillion dollar debt.

No. The European union isn't actually real, it is simply a coverup of Russia's world domination plan. Russia secretly owns all of those countries and forced them together to make an economic powerhouse, which will then form with Russia, which has been under the radar. Once Russia is the biggest, most powerful country, they will contact the aliens that built the Egyptian pyramids and ask them for their advanced technology. To resist, the North and South American countries, with USA as their leader, will form the American Union. Then there will be a nuclear war between all of the continents, resulting in the melting of Antarctica. Australians, however, converted the whole continent if Australia into a space ship and they leave to mars. Most of the world will be flooded, except for the highest mountains, the Himalayas. The only survivors will be the Sherpas. Then, from the Bermuda Triangle, there will be a special nuclear toxin causing the bodies in the water to become swimming zombies. The Sherpas will be safe from these zombies because of their cold environment. After the zombies die off, the Sherpas will evolve to become fish-humans. They will build an underwater Atlantis, and in there they will survive the worlds next ice age. Today's society will be forgotten by then. Then the world returns to the way it was, and Panem is born. Thus, the Hunger Games. So who cares about money?

Comments

Your friends have a nice sense of humor. You should have laughed. YDI it was a joke on a game.

obviousboy 8

like everyone else, you should have started by filing for bankruptcy and force the other players to bail you out. once they have some or your debt, and you are even keel, you should easily be able to beat them all.

perdix 29

You ought to embrace the Greek stereotypes and give your friends gyros and anal sex . . . Opa!

Obey_StudBoii 23

This reminds me of when I was younger and me and my 3 older brothers and little sister would play.Good times, fighting over who won, who went first, the dice, who was in charge of the monopoly money. Lol great times

I thought that said "Greek virgin" the first time I read it

Epikouros 31

That's what Freud called projection.

Oh yeah...that really ******* sucks I feel soooooooo bad for you