By LagSwitchFTW - 25/01/2013 22:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I played an intense paintball match, with me and my friends versus my boyfriend and his buddies. When we won, my boyfriend went mental and said he only lost because of "lag". When I pointed out we weren't in a video game, he reacted by firing a paintball straight into my chest. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 080
You deserved it 6 013

Same thing different taste

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skyeyez9 24

That was when you should have fired a paintball at his weiner.

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Yeah, time to trade in the lag time idiot for a mature man who doesn't whine when he loses.

He sounds like a really spoiled child ! You should tell him to grow up and deal with it !

Ouch if that hit one of your boobs! *shudders*

Jacksparrow72 21

I'm very impressed at your patience for assholes. I'd have shot his ass in the balls.

He would've been kidding...his retaliation was kinda mean though

Satoaoi 13

ugh!! don't you just hate lag switches

Feel sorry for you OP, paintball can hurt like a bitch. I hope you kicked him in the nuts or don't give him any nookie.

Well he'll regret it when you refuse to let him touch them because they're too sore. Scary temper though. I hope he's not usually so unstable.