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Yeah, time to trade in the lag time idiot for a mature man who doesn't whine when he loses.
He sounds like a really spoiled child ! You should tell him to grow up and deal with it !
Ouch if that hit one of your boobs! *shudders*
Sounds like he needs to be dumped...
He would've been kidding...his retaliation was kinda mean though
Feel sorry for you OP, paintball can hurt like a bitch. I hope you kicked him in the nuts or don't give him any nookie.
Well he'll regret it when you refuse to let him touch them because they're too sore. Scary temper though. I hope he's not usually so unstable.
Good revenge!
******* ONE BAR DAMMIT.
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Lag time sucks.
That was when you should have fired a paintball at his weiner.