By LagSwitchFTW - 25/01/2013 22:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I played an intense paintball match, with me and my friends versus my boyfriend and his buddies. When we won, my boyfriend went mental and said he only lost because of "lag". When I pointed out we weren't in a video game, he reacted by firing a paintball straight into my chest. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 080
You deserved it 6 013

Same thing different taste

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skyeyez9 24

That was when you should have fired a paintball at his weiner.

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DasHaas 9

I sure hope you were still wearing your protective gear and he was still firing from minimum safe distance, otherwise it's not just being a giant asshole, it's actually dangerous as well.

The paintball gun should be regulated to 270-300fps depending on field and being shot at point blank with a paintball in multiple areas hasn't inflicted any major damage to me, just blood. Yes, I've been shot in the neck and Yes, I've been shot in the groin. Only one instance have I heard of someone having serious damage happen to them and it was from being dumb and being shot by multiple paintball guns at the same time on radio.

don't feel sad op.I'm sure he likes to shoot at your chest and he never got a chance before :D did you give him a chance to clean it up? ;)

Wayne913 13

Every gamer experiences lag. But only little bitches use it as an excuse. That should tell you something about his personality.

littlelotte98 3

that's wen u shoot him on the penis and say u muther *****

Not gonna lie if you're mad about the paintball game imagine how mad your parents are that you're dating a retarded COD player?