By katelynm - 08/02/2013 06:24 - United States

Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML
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lordslaya53 14

He broke your heart the same way you would've broken his wallet :p

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KY_Jelly 10

I know that some guys can't handle the stress of special days, but jeez...

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DanielleinDC 33

Wow, what a jerk. I'm really sorry. I hope you weren't trying to angle for expensive stuff. Heck, I hate buying cards because it's more clutter than I need, but my boyfriend is the one who likes them. *sigh* We're going to go to a quick dinner and then come home and watch a hockey game next Thursday. How's that for romantic?

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5t3ff1k4h 44

...And no piece of crap boyfriend holding her back.

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xobrelove 3

awww i hope your okay, he does not deserve you then!

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hellobobismyname 24

I'm so sorry you have to deal with that. I understand though. It's my birthday, valentines day and my anniversary coming up and I just found out my boyfriend is planning on cheating because it turns him on to hurt me... Happy birthday to us, eh? But be strong. You don't need a guy who'll hurt you that way. Try to enjoy yourself still.

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TacoBelle 8

"Bob," as a birthday gift to yourself, dump your boyfriend; you don't need a guy that'll hurt you that way, either. Celebrate Valentine's Day as a day in honor of love, for yourself, not for someone who would treat you that way. Happy birthday and take care.

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Stephanopolous 0

Time to dump him.

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hellobobismyname 24

Thank you. I needed to hear that.

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Stephanopolous 0

Don't take him back after they have passed!!! Jerk.

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Mademoiselle_fml 34

This is really weird. I also told my boyfriend the same thing, except it wasn't our 1 year anniversary, it was our 3 year anniversary. Also, my birthday is on Valentine's day. Freaky. Of course, my boyfriend didn't break up with me... The fact that yours did means that he wasn't commited at all. You'll find someone better and think back on what a jerk he was.

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pacmanman 15

Better to know he's a douche now before you got in too deep... Trust me I've made that mistake with my last gf... It's no fun

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Hpixiee 23

How rude, you don't deserve that crap.

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miss_sqwert 19

let me guess u followed up pointing out these dates sith a list of unecsecery rubbish u wanted

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firedrake48066 21

I agree with previous comments, that a lot of information is missing here. However, reminding her bf of these upcoming days, it appears that OP may have been thinking gifts. If that's the case, S(he)DI!

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