By katelynm - 08/02/2013 06:24 - United States

Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML
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lordslaya53 14

He broke your heart the same way you would've broken his wallet :p

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KY_Jelly 10

I know that some guys can't handle the stress of special days, but jeez...

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ksgarcia23 7

Now he won't have to buy gifts.

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skyeyez9 24

When I dated, I never celebrated "dating anniversaries." There are enough damn commercialized holidays as it is.

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kat33_fml 7

Seriously I don't even know when my boyfriend and my anniversary is. I don't see why dating anniversary's are important to some people.

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alfred07 18

It's a good excuse to go out and be romantic. My other half and I are almost at the end of a long engagement and we even celebrated the anniversary of getting engaged.

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otecasacid 22

he probably wanted to be able to do things on his own, not be pressured to spend lots on gifts and fancy things.

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RedPillSucks 31

Then he should have just said that. To use that as a reason to break up with someone, even if she's a gold digger, means he's really not worth her time.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

My sentiments exactly. It's overhyped and pointless.

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Drakorex 10

Ain't nobody got money fo dat

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gracehi 31

So, in other words, everybody's got money "fo dat."

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ni0ve 9

I think u only mentioned it out of greed; to get a big gift. ydi

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hplover7 11

That really sucks! What a dick, I would say you dodged a bullet there though. You can find someone way better

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poccocurantes 7

it's kind of funny how the guy is condemned for bailing on OP probably because the cash he was thinking he would have to lay out. Then there are the people calling him a cheap skate.

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onorexveritas 23

you kind of set yourself up there didn't you

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