By katelynm - 08/02/2013 06:24 - United States

Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML
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lordslaya53 14

He broke your heart the same way you would've broken his wallet :p

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KY_Jelly 10

I know that some guys can't handle the stress of special days, but jeez...

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Ozman2001 2

I'm actually sorry for the ex in this story. 3 major dates which translates to three dinners, three gifts, and three big holes in his wallet. And for people who say "let's not celebrate thing" are liers. A man can't buy a gift card and one rose for Valentines;He can't just take her to Starbucks for her anniversary, and he sure as hell can't plan a walk in the park for her birthday. Because if he did, she would call him a cheapskate and dump him on the spot. All he did is quit while he was ahead..... Like an asshole.....but still, saved a lot of nerves

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squideth 18

Jeez calm the hell down. No one is lying except you. Sorry if you've met some unfortunate women in your life and/or have mommy issues, but don't blame the whole population of women because of your sad experiences. Makes you come across as a bitter immature child.

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poccocurantes 7

Incase you may have missed it Bob, I will repeat what you just posted. "plans on cheating." and my favorite, "turns him on to hurt me." If I were to have a girlfriend like this... Know what? Would not happen. I'd drop that bitch like a bad habit. Take a serious look at what you want in a guy and dump that one. Then look at yourself and ask yourself why you would put up with that.

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Quikraptor 8

Some flowers, a card, some birthday sex, and a meaningful gift go a long way. Even for under $20. Say what you will, but that guy is both a cheapskate and a douchebag. Fyl.

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alfred07 18

I don't think I've ever bought flowers for my fiancée for valentines day, apart from that necklace with a flower in it. I generally buy her flowers once in a while "just because"

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MusicFreaxx18 5

My boyfriend has to deal with Christmas (Dec.), our one year (Jan.), Valentine's Day (Feb.), and then my birthday (Mar.) back to back. But I tell him not to worry about spending his money on me (he does not listen though). He's an amazing guy though and wouldn't dump me. He's not shallow..

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mary_sanchez 2

Seriously? wow....with my boyfriend, we have our anniversary the 3rd of feb. then valentines day then his birthday four days later but I would never break up with him because of this.

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rkr_grl 10

OMG almost the exact same thing just happened to me... Just not the one year anniversary aspect... *hugs*

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VampObsessed 16

Same, though my six year anniversary. My guy and I only celebrate two of the days because there's no reason I need three gifts. I always do valentines day and anniversary and he always does my bday and picks one of the others. Those days are not only there for gifts. Your guy probably thought you were hinting at lots of presents.

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Scooby4201 4

bcuz your implying he needs to get you gift you gold diggin btch

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