Animals: Today, I polished off the delicious iced gingerbread cookies...

By Entheatus - 10/08/2009 04:25 - Canada

Today, I polished off the delicious iced gingerbread cookies in the pantry. I'd assumed the little flecks on them were speckles of broken icing, but as I went to throw the cookie bag away, a larva crawled out. The hundreds of flecks were moth eggs. I've been eating the cookies for three days. FML

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By Rachel - 02/02/2009 22:00 - United States

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By somechick - 09/12/2009 05:25 - Canada

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By homedoggieo - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was eating a croissant. After eating half of it and was about to take another bite, a spider crawled out of one of the holes of flaky deliciousness and descended down a thread of web to the table, where it scuttled away. There was a whole family of them living in there. FML

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By twice-a-day - 18/11/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, my house is suffering from an infestation of these tiny black beetles. After brushing my teeth tonight, I was rinsing out my toothbrush when I found that one of the beetles had curled up to die between the bristles. FML

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By blowinchunks - 24/11/2009 06:00 - Canada

Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML

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By mcmanager - 11/08/2014 14:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at my job as a fast food manager, I saw one of my employees "trying to pick the bugs out" of our cookies. They were the raisins in them. FML

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By annony-moose - 06/02/2010 18:48 - France

Today, I was feeling hungry, so I went to the kitchen to get a bowl of cereal. I found hundreds of weevils festering in my Lucky Charms. FML

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FreddyLunch 0

Monday 10 August 2009 12:18

Just hope they don't eat your insides.

amy397123 0

Monday 10 August 2009 12:18

Just, ew.

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thelonelylurker 0

Monday 10 August 2009 17:55

Moths eggs aren't bad, protein!! At least they weren't parasites.

primogen18 0

Monday 10 August 2009 17:56

ew, just don't make any impossible promises to the premise "...when moths fly out of my ass!"

eatmydust 0

Monday 10 August 2009 17:57

you polished them off. at what point did you see the moth eggs? If i saw them crawling out of the cookie i wouldn't finish it...or maybe my reading comprehension is awful. thats also a possibility

Lonely_Lez 0

Monday 10 August 2009 18:41

The larva was in the bag, not on the cookie. Easy mistake though, I had to double check myself.

rfarock88 0

Monday 10 August 2009 18:15

Damn, that sucks, but I can't help but guess that the gingerbread cookies were from sometime around the winter holidays (christmas and other various holidays like that), and that should've set off SOME kinda warning light in your head.

magga_mus 0

Monday 10 August 2009 18:45

Eeeew, i just puked a little ! That's just nasty!

Zero2Sixty 0

Monday 10 August 2009 19:01

theres ******* worms in your brain !

EFFyourlifecait 0

Monday 10 August 2009 19:12

Now you have real butterflies in your tummy :)

plexico 3

Monday 10 August 2009 19:18

You might give birth to a whole new brood of Mothmen! They had 'em in West Virginia in the 60's. Look it up. You are going to unleash terror on this world. Terror!