Money: Today, I politely asked my friend if she would repay me the £20...

By learntmylesson - 03/07/2010 04:15 - France

Today, I politely asked my friend if she would repay me the £20 she owes me. She shouted at me, called me an insensitive bitch, and refuses to pay me back as apparently she can't afford to. Her holiday to Italy next week begs to differ. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2011 19:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I listened as my ridiculously wealthy friend excitedly rambled on and on about her latest shopping trip. This is the same friend who owes me £150, and accused me of being insensitive for asking her to repay it at some point. FML

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By *sigh* - 08/12/2015 22:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I confronted my friend about the £260 he owes me. He got offended and said, "Friends don't have to pay back." He called me selfish and walked off. FML

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By Taty - 14/04/2021 14:00

Today, my friend won’t pay me back the money I lent her. I stupidly lent her $1200. She’s calling me an “inconsiderate bitch” because I “have a good paying job, I’ll be alright.” FML

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By Full Stomach Empty Wallet - 06/08/2015 10:50 - United States - Danvers

Today, I discovered that the five-star meal that my friend treated me to last night was actually meant to be repayment of the $200 I loaned her last month. I needed that money for bills and she refuses to give me another cent. FML

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By asparagus piss - 19/10/2012 17:05 - United States - Tifton

Today, after having loaned my girlfriend money after she claimed to be broke and unable to pay her rent and electricity bills, she went out, spent it all on a new purse and phone, and now refuses to pay me back. FML

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By yourewelcome - 05/12/2014 02:04 - United States - Gainesville

Today, I thought I was doing a nice thing when I spent hundreds of dollars to get my friend a plane ticket home. She yelled at me when I gave it to her. Turns out, she planned on spending a few more months freeloading off me. FML

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By Pio - 22/02/2022 16:00

Today, I asked my coworker to pay back the $100 I'd loaned her when she fell on hard times. She’s owed me for almost a year now, and she always said she’d pay me back “Next week.” She responded by telling HR that I was “harassing” and “threatening” her. FML

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By wasted money - 30/11/2022 16:00 - Australia

Today, I generously paid for my best friend to go to an event she's wanted to see her whole life. Instead of thanking me, she brought her children and made me pay for them too, complained that I hadn't chosen the seats she wanted, then blamed me when she got on the wrong train back to her hotel. FML

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By FMarinasL - 30/06/2011 23:43 - United States

Today, I asked my mother to pay back the $50 she owes me. Rather than paying me back, she raced off to "work". She's been unemployed for 3 years. FML

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By Yaya13 - 01/12/2021 05:01

Today, I asked my friend, once again, to pay me back the $500 she owes me. She got annoyed and told me, “I told you, my Cash App locked me out of my account!” When I mentioned Venmo, she said she'd forgotten her password to it, called me a "selfish c*nt", and hung up on me. FML

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Saturday 3 July 2010 12:26

I know how you feel! I have a similar situation. Lent a friend a decent sum of money...few years on still waiting to get paid back. It sucks cos you think your helping someone out and they just take the piss!!

varkey 7

Saturday 3 July 2010 16:15

why are you friends with her?

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kennakatherine 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 14:13

maybe that's why she can't afford to pay you back?

underpaid011 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 14:40

ohhh the fun you can have! 1. know anyone with heart issues? borrow a nitro pill, crush it up, rub the powder on her luggage handles and zipper. airport security loves to find potential explosive traces on bags. try to hit both the carry on and checked bags. 2. anonymous tips about the international drug smuggler never get old. 3. plant items of extreme embarrassment into carry on bags. the more perverted and hidden the better. make sure to get stuff that uses batteries for best effect - bonus points for wires.

tundraman07 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 14:43

Ohh take the money and run--Steve Miller

usmcbunny 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 15:05

I got into an insane argument over something like that just last night. A kid I know was bitching about the avatar movie. You know, the common complaints. The acting sucked, the bending rules changed, the names were mispronounced. I didn't argue with the first two, but I told him that the director changed the names to make them sound traditional. So he made a personal insult, then told me that because the actors where Hindu and black, it didn't make sense. The actors should be Asian. Then he complained about me talking when I "didn't know anything." So, I told him to take his Midol, and told him to look up the interview that Nick did on You Tube, or maybe even Nick's website. So, he said I have a problem with arguing and wanting to win, and bitched about me criticizing him, so I replied that I wasn't criticizing him, I was just just trying to tell him something. He then repeated that I have a problem with arguing and needing to win. Finally, I told him that he was a hypocrite. He said, "Whatever, I'm not going to keep arguing with you." He then deleted me off his friends list. I'm still not sure how or why he started arguing. I really think, had he just taken the Midol, he would have been okay.

lindsaysue 4

Saturday 3 July 2010 15:19

That's not even remotely similar... And probably the stupidest thing to fight over..

usmcbunny 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 16:35

...Exactly why it's similar. He blew up because I contradicted his almighty ass. Because I said something to him that wasn't something he wanted to hear, he became angry

mr_rice 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 15:06

U just got Pwned :/ its k my friend owes me 50 bucks and said he couldnt pay me that same day he went to Vans warped tour and payed for the after party >_>

becababy27 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 15:11

tell her that she owes you the money now and that it was a dumb ass move to go on a expensive vacation.just confront her and make her give you your rightfully deserved money :)