By Anonymous - 21/11/2011 22:39 - United States

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Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML
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redbluegreen 40

Perhaps you would have preferred something like this?: "Today, my substantially average sized penis filled with blood and I found myself with an erection as my licensed orthodontist cordially tightened the metal wires that had been previously laid upon my semi-crooked teeth. I did not know what to do. Fornicate with my unfortunate existence."

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olivia_r 0

Was this before or after the orthodontist pulled the pubic hair from your braces?

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jellyD 1

Such a classic Little Shop of Horrors dentist scene... Heh

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chels1994 11

wrong kind of oral.

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WaitAndBleed01 0

Sorry babe maybe next time you could pop at boner for me! Lmao jk sorry for ya though

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